are you mongoose enough?

Many peoples are human. many peoples are cats. alot of people are simply freaks. but are you a mongoose? dont ask me what a mongoose is, i just know theyre fluffy.

My quiz takers have asked me alot of questions. mainly,: are you racist? are you really a mongoose? are you a psych? are you really just that hot? if you were a mongoose, you would know.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. what is your favorite color?
red
blue
yellow
green
can mine be purkle? no? fine.... (scowls)
brown
2. what do you eat?
rodents, birds
reptiles, frogs
insects, worms
all of the above
small children
grasses
3. who is yer number one enemy?
YOU
see that monkey over there?... yeah, thats the one...
big birds, and Big Bird from sesame street.
snakes... i hate snakes... why'd it have to be snakes!
4. okey dokey, im done with serious questions.
that all?
can you please entertain me with more?
good!
snufffle, sniffle. (twitches)
5. well, what do you think im supposed to do about it?
um, you know, write some more?
nothing. stop talking.
eep!
6. i dont feel like it!
so what! i took this quiz and i expect entertainment!
good! ive got two words... STOP TALK-ING!
zzzz
7. should i do just one more?
yes!
NO!
twitch... eep?
8. fine. what should it be about?
mongooses?
nothing. i told you to stop talking. your breath really smells!
(rustle) eep! eep! snarl!
9. okay... do you like mongooses?
Yes!
No! SHUT UP!
eep!
10. i did a mongoose question. now what?
well, the quiz is about to end.
Nothing! i dont know why i even took this quiz!
(cocks head) eep?

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