are you from planet neptune?

this is a test to see if you are fit to become a fellow citizen of planet neptune. lets see how you do! oh right, it has to be 150 carachters!? er.. old macdonald had a farm.. blah blah

remember, we are a select group of people, only the best need apply! well, actually anyone can apply as long as your nice and not a macho man! well get back to you ASAP

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. what is your favourite colour?
red
blue
yellowy orange
black
white
pink
4. how do you solve your problems?
with a gun
with a fist
with a cup of coffee
with a cup of orange squash
with a blog
with a webcam and a bottle of wine!
5. when your lonely what do you do?
cry
start an argument in an internet forum
no problem! im macho man!
stick your hand between your legs
drink an alcoholic drink
go to the cinema
6. what is the capitol city of planet neptune?
krasino
amena-ababa
mos cow
nana y lulu
tombly boos
higgle piggle
7. who is your favourite character in antimisandry.com?
fruit cake!
drex
celtic druid
otis the sweaty
chevalier
marx
8. which of these is your favourite letter?
a
n
e
p
i
d
9. what is your favourite subject?
geography
sociology
spanish
psychology
maths
none of the above
10. what is your reason for visiting planet neptune?
im a MRA
im a Feminist
im in love
im everywhere, my love!
i saw you on webcam
i got lost on the way to the toilet
11. who is the coolest woman of all time?
my mum
lucia vega
kellymac
rose dewitt-bukater
agent ripley
maggie thatcher
12. who is the coolest man ever?
A.
Keanu Reeves
Jesus Christ
Mohammed
my dad
some war hero somewhere
13. choose an item for a birthday present
bicycle
bunch of flowers
x-box
mp3 player
a new hat
some boots
14. how right is lucia vega in what she writes?
totally wrong
a bit wrong
half wrong, half right
pretty acurate
she's a genius
im amazed, you are the prophet of god!
15. have you enjoyed this quiz?
yeah, a bit
nope
nah.. na na nah nah
i was bored so why not?
no way b----!
yes, do i get citizenship now?

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