Are you dim-witted?

There are those who view themselves as superior to others, and there are those who accept that they are at the bottom of the food chain. Then there are those truly "special" people. The one's who think they possess all the wits, but are in actuality nothing short of mentally handicapped.

See where you fit in, are you one of those special people, or are you really as smart as you think you are? Take this test to prove to yourself (or someone else) whether you are truly ingenious or an imbecile.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How often do you use proper punctuation in your paragraphs?
Once or twice
Whatever is necessary to make the paragraph legable
I'm too lazy to use punctuation
When I feel like it.
Always.
I didn't pass english class/ I don't know
4. Is it legal for a man in Detroit to marry his Widow's wife?
Yes
No.
I don't know
5. Have you ever been refere to as a "space cadet", "special" or "challenged"?
My mommy calls me all of those things!
You know what, you're an a--hole
You came up with this test all by yourself didn't 'chya?
So I'm a little flaky, what of it?
Not often.
Not that I can recall.
6. Do you often find yourself lost in conversation because you don't comprehend their jargon?
All the time.
Only when they use big words.
No, but sometime others have trouble comprehending my choice of vocabulary.
Don't insult my intelligence.
What does jargon mean?
7. Which of the following is spelled incorrectly?
Foundation
Collosus
Argumentative
Clandestine
industrious
None of the above.
8. Would you give your credit card number to a dying child in Ethiopia so he can have $20.00 for treatment?
I'd consider it.
Poor kid, of course I would!
Sure, want my social, too? Hell while I'm at it, I might as well give you my car!
Hell no, let the little bastard burn!
Oh come on, do you ever watch the news?
Mom says I can't.
9. What is referred to as "chicken of the sea"
Fish
Chicken in California/ Hawaii
Tuna
Swimming Chickens
I don't know
Jessica Simpson.
10. If a stranger were to ask you whether or not you participate in drug use what would you answer?
Hell yeah, you?
I don't do drugs.
You want some?
Are you a cop?
Do I know you?
tell them to leave, immediately.
11. Have you ever settled for someone who didn't meet your standards out of the fear that you couldn't do any better.
I see you've already met my husband/wife.
Nope.
Yeah, but it's a mistake I'll never make again.
I'm happily married thank you.
I'm not exactly the sharpest crayon in the box, you know. I don't have much choice.
Hasn't everyone?
12. Which of these most closly matches your opinion of anit-smoking propoganda?
I approve. Smokers need to know what they're in for.
It's purposeless, every smoker knows the risk that they are taking, they don't need to be reminded.
It's good. It reinforce the idea that smoking is bad.
Another form of media brainwashing, nothing more.
What is anti-smoking propoganda?
There are other, more important things that the Government needs to focus on.
13. Last but not least: What does the word "charisma" mean?
A favorable personal quality.
Someone who is irritating.
A negative emotion.
I don't know
kind
egocentric

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