Are You Crazy Like Me?

Okay, so we all have had those times when we have doubted ourselves and our levels of sanity. With all the media and self help books out there, we all must be damned crazy! Your kid has ADD, when the truth is, you gibve him too damn much sugar! Anyways, thats my opinion.

So, are you crazy? Ill be the first to tell you I am by no means sane! the white coats don't even get it! I'm merely a genius with a headache!I live in a world likened to Alice in Wonderland, only without the funny drugs.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Why did you take this quiz?
Because I think I might be crazy!
Becasue if I don't take five quizzes a day, the world would surely end!
Most of the voices told me to... one told me to start a fire...
Quizzes are fun! Ooh! look a bird!
4. Do you have lots of friends?
Only my newspaper clippings
Just a few, They usually get annoyed with me.
TONS!.... but they are mostly in my head.
I think so, I don't sit still long neough to count them.
5. What's the best thing about today?
I think the tap on my phone line is gone!...for now...
The weather...no...my job...noooo...my haircut...wait, oh, we can't decide
Sunshine! Sunshine! Cloud! Plane! Plane! Plane!
I wnet for a walk and didn't step on any cracks!
6. Are You Crazy?
No! I just have a lot of wierd habits.
Are YOU crazy?
Crazy like a fox!
I keep telling myself I'm not, but the others say I am!
7. How are you taking this quiz?
Sometimes Sally takes it, and sometimes Frank answers a question
I've got my internet security settings on Maximum
I am sure to click my answers in the dead center of the circle
Wee! This is fun...what was the question?
8. If you were an animal, you would be...
A flock of birds.
A squirrely!
Ew! Animals are dirty!
A turtle...I love that protective shell
9. Men and women can go crazy in different ways and for different reasons. What's your situation?
I'm a man.
I'm a woman.
I used to be a woman, but now I don't know. I think someone stole my gender. Was it YOU?
I'm a man. And I'm a man, too.
10. What do you think of fast food?
Don't eat it! The fries...they are *French*.
I need to eat my burger with a fork and knife...that I bring from home
I love McDonald's...no! Burger King....No! KFC...no! Wait...
Perfect for when you're on the go, go, go!
11. Are you afraid of the dark?
No, I have my nightvision goggles with me at all times.
No, my voices keep me company, thank you very much!
Yes, if the lights go out, I stand still and cry until someone finds me.
Gimme a flashlight! On! Off! On! Off! On! Off! Weee...
12. Relationships are hard because...
I could be dating a spy.
Kissing.... all those germs!
We never agree on who we like.
It's hard to pay attention when - ooh gum!
13. If you had a nickname, what would it be?
El Presidente
Monk
Random
Spazoid
14. If you called a mental hotline, what would you dial for help?
For help, please press 3, 4, and 5.
For help, please press any numbers you can in rapid sequence.
For help, please stay on the line. We know exactly who you are and what you want.
For help, please press 1 exactly 4 times.
15. You walk into your house and everyone yells "SURPRISE!" It's a surprise party! What do you do?
Accidently shoot Grandma with your pellet gun. They shouldn't have caught you off guard like that.
Step outside and make them do it over until it's perfect.
Make them do it again...four times...because otherwise the voices will get jealous of each other.
What? A surprise party? For me?-CAKE!-PRESENTS!! GRANDMA!!
16. There's a clown at your party and he gives you a balloon, you...
Destroy the balloon...it is a communist!
Ask for another balloon that looks more like a perfect circle.
Ask for....thirteen...more...no, wait...fourteen more
Run around with it, lose it when distracted by a kickball, play dodge ball....
17. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
No, that's a conspiracy! Who are you!? Is this Santa?! I KNEW IT!
No, I hate the idea of someone in my room without knowing it.
Actually, I AM the Tooth Fairy.
Did someone say Santa's here? Santa!?!!
18. What's your favorite color?
What are you getting at?
Purplellow
My nose itches, I think I have a booger.
Brown.
19. Do I know you?
That's it! this interview is over!
I don't believe we've met.
Wait, lemme ask the others...
Yeah dude! remember that time... woah deja vu!

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