1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. If you have been working all day and your parent/roomate/other half ask you to do a simple tast ex: take out garbage you.... Get it over with do it now AHhhhhhh, okay and sit for another 5 minutes Wait till you are asked 4 more times F&^* off I worked all day4. If your stuck in a dead end job and despise everything about it you... Quit after I have found a different job more to my liking Quit but update your resume that day Take a week or so off to chillax Hey mom can I borrow 100.00 How long is th welfare/ei line???5. You have a flat tire and have to be up verrrrry early to go to work when do you fix it As soon as I can Ahhhh, kick the car that look for the jack At midnight with a flashlight taped to your head Get up 20 minutes earlier I sure do hope the tire fairy changes it while i sleep Who needs to go to work6. A friend needs a ride cuz its -30 outside and he/she dosent have a car but you just got in your p.j's and want to watch a movie yah buddy I'll be there in ten minutes Can I watch a movie first Sorry, not tonight Ahhh, dont call dont write leave me alone7. You want to go to post secondary institution but have no financial backing you..... Get a lone work to jobs and study, study, study Procrastinate for 1 yr save for 1yr hope it works Put on sunglasses and write change for the mute in a pea can and sit on the side walk who wants to go to college and make a life for themselves8. You want/need a new car and love to party you have 300 to spare after bills are paid of course you... Save every freakin penny and know you can go and PARTY in 6 months Ummm....I'll save 1/2 of it to fix my current car I will save 50 a month for the next 500 years to get a car Do youi think the tire fairy knows a guy who knows a guy I dont havwe a car man...gotta buy blow9. You live with some one pay no bills and are over 18 what should you do (what will you do) Get off my lazy a## and get a good job and give the person I've been staying with some money Pump Gas Next week Hey if they are gonna let me sleep on the couch I'm happy10. If you have a physically cosmetic crutch you can fix without $ or cosmetic surgery required (ex. overweight)you... Okay time to get of the couch and do some streches for your 5 mile run Eat a salad for lunch Awwww. my pizza pop exploded and covered this option11. Youve been chillin with friends the last 4 nights you have a family event you needs to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for but everyone is going to shoot pool and have a few wobbly pops, you.... Adios, see ya tomorrow night I'll play a few games of pool have a few beer Go to the family event hung over to the nines Take a 6er with ya, no sleep and smelling like a brewery What family event12. Your mom and dad got together when they were in school, got married had kids live an average life how do you feel about that great it worked for them and i survived but i want more yah if i could be like that would be cool or n ot i dunno phhfff, I still live with em at the age of 25 im not thinking about my own life yet13. Your friend wants you to take a art class with her/him even though they know you cant draw a stick man you go along with a smile maybe you've developed some talent in the last 6 months whine, drag your feet but go anyway Hells No and remind them you can barely hand write14. your most like what sesame street character bert and ernie- inquisitive and cute big bird-Dumb and still smiling oscar the grouch-no one care bout you the count-smart and a little out there Ha Ha I still watch that every day while I wait for my mom to get home and make me cookies