Divine Lotus Guru Quiz 2

There are many people who feel they are enlightened. But in every day situations, do you truly act enlightened? Can you honestly say that you can talk the talk and walk the walk? We put your enlightenment juju to the test.

Do you have what it takes? The will, the grits, the guts, that intangible strength that lifts you up out of the crap of life and propels you into your dreams? Do you have what it takes to overcome and conquer even the greatest tragedies?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You find a small lump on your neck. What do you assume?
I've got cancer.
I should go to the doctor to check it out.
I will read up on similar disorders and tell my doctor a list of twenty things that could be wrong with me.
I pray for the best and see the doctor.
I have faith that it's not serious but I will see a doctor anyway.
Sending people into this life again and again is very energy expensive for God. So, God would want me to live as long as possible. So I will. If I lack the strength to do it, he will give me all that I lack. No doctor necessary.
4. You got fired from your job. You have no savings. You have a family.
I will take the first job available even if it doesn't pay my bills.
I will wait and look for a job that pays my bills.
I will wait for a job that I like and will pay my bills.
I will take my time finding a job and have trust that I will get what I need.
If I was meant to have a job, it will be given to me.
I will put 100% of my strength into finding a new job, and whatever strength I lack God will give me the rest of what I need.
5. Your mom dies of a long, painful, and debilitating disease.
I am relived that she's gone. She doesn't have to suffer anymore, and I can talk with her whenever I want.
I want to kill myself.
I am hopelessly depressed.
I will mourn a long while. Then I will live life.
I will hide my feelings because my family needs me to be strong.
I don't care, I never liked her anyway.
6. Your best friend, a female, is raped and murdered.
I will kill the person who did it.
I already killed the person who did it.
I will see the killer executed.
I will see the killer pay for his or her crimes.
I will eventually be able to forgive the killer.
My friend made a pre-birth contract with the killer to be killed, approved by God. Who am I to argue with a contract like that?
7. A complete stranger was rude to me for no reason.
I b---- slap them.
I play nice and then complain about them later.
I try not to be offended, but eventually the stress will be to much and I will have to gripe about it.
I won't mention anything until I'm about to explode.
They probably had a worse day than I had.
They are divine children taking on a difficult life. We all have those days, weeks, and lifetimes.
8. Your car breaks down in the most inconvenient time and place possible.
Why does God hate me?
There is no God.
Just my luck.
Why does this always happen to me?
These things happen for a reason that works towards my greater good.
I ignored psychic information in the form of dreams, visions, and my conscious telling me I needed to get it looked at. I ignored the information. It was all my fault.
9. You are diagnosed with cancer.
I am going to die.
I will fight as long as I can.
I will try as many treatments that I can.
I will get as many people to pray for me as I can.
I will get as many second opinions as I can.
God spends a lot of energy getting us born into this life. He is always willing to help us stay here longer if we're willing to fight for it. I'm not scared of cancer. There are things scarier than death.
10. Your child is killed by a drunk driver. That child was less than three years old.
Kill them.
Killed them.
Convict them.
Convict them, but try to forgive them.
Try to forgive them, let the law take care of itself.
My child and that drunk driver had a pre-life contract that God approved. Who am I to argue? I am in pain, but it is not God's fault. That was their decision before either were ever born.
11. Your wife leaves you for another man.
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill them.
Make their lives miserable.
Forgive them.
Be happy that your wife has found someone she deserves, aka a man that would sleep with a married woman, and vice versa, leaving you free to persue honorable interests.
12. Your mother is a royal pain in the ass. You take offense at everything she says.
Forget her.
Tell her that you love her, but never visit or call.
Make an effort to show love to her even though you can't stand her.
Try to work on the issues that you have between you.
Look within and realize that what you hate about her is actually residing in your own heart. You are protecting yourself from the past, not from her in the present.
You have issues to deal with that are your fault, but to love her you have to keep a certain amount of distance in your heart so that your personal convictions don't tread on each other's.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. You find a small lump on your neck. What do you assume?

I've got cancer.

I should go to the doctor to check it out.

I will read up on similar disorders and tell my doctor a list of twenty things that could be wrong with me.

I pray for the best and see the doctor.

I have faith that it's not serious but I will see a doctor anyway.

Sending people into this life again and again is very energy expensive for God. So, God would want me to live as long as possible. So I will. If I lack the strength to do it, he will give me all that I lack. No doctor necessary.

4. You got fired from your job. You have no savings. You have a family.

I will take the first job available even if it doesn't pay my bills.

I will wait and look for a job that pays my bills.

I will wait for a job that I like and will pay my bills.

I will take my time finding a job and have trust that I will get what I need.

If I was meant to have a job, it will be given to me.

I will put 100% of my strength into finding a new job, and whatever strength I lack God will give me the rest of what I need.

5. Your mom dies of a long, painful, and debilitating disease.

I am relived that she's gone. She doesn't have to suffer anymore, and I can talk with her whenever I want.

I want to kill myself.

I am hopelessly depressed.

I will mourn a long while. Then I will live life.

I will hide my feelings because my family needs me to be strong.

I don't care, I never liked her anyway.

6. Your best friend, a female, is raped and murdered.

I will kill the person who did it.

I already killed the person who did it.

I will see the killer executed.

I will see the killer pay for his or her crimes.

I will eventually be able to forgive the killer.

My friend made a pre-birth contract with the killer to be killed, approved by God. Who am I to argue with a contract like that?

7. A complete stranger was rude to me for no reason.

I b---- slap them.

I play nice and then complain about them later.

I try not to be offended, but eventually the stress will be to much and I will have to gripe about it.

I won't mention anything until I'm about to explode.

They probably had a worse day than I had.

They are divine children taking on a difficult life. We all have those days, weeks, and lifetimes.

8. Your car breaks down in the most inconvenient time and place possible.

Why does God hate me?

There is no God.

Just my luck.

Why does this always happen to me?

These things happen for a reason that works towards my greater good.

I ignored psychic information in the form of dreams, visions, and my conscious telling me I needed to get it looked at. I ignored the information. It was all my fault.

9. You are diagnosed with cancer.

I am going to die.

I will fight as long as I can.

I will try as many treatments that I can.

I will get as many people to pray for me as I can.

I will get as many second opinions as I can.

God spends a lot of energy getting us born into this life. He is always willing to help us stay here longer if we're willing to fight for it. I'm not scared of cancer. There are things scarier than death.

10. Your child is killed by a drunk driver. That child was less than three years old.

Kill them.

Killed them.

Convict them.

Convict them, but try to forgive them.

Try to forgive them, let the law take care of itself.

My child and that drunk driver had a pre-life contract that God approved. Who am I to argue? I am in pain, but it is not God's fault. That was their decision before either were ever born.

11. Your wife leaves you for another man.

Kill him.

Kill her.

Kill them.

Make their lives miserable.

Forgive them.

Be happy that your wife has found someone she deserves, aka a man that would sleep with a married woman, and vice versa, leaving you free to persue honorable interests.

12. Your mother is a royal pain in the ass. You take offense at everything she says.

Forget her.

Tell her that you love her, but never visit or call.

Make an effort to show love to her even though you can't stand her.

Try to work on the issues that you have between you.

Look within and realize that what you hate about her is actually residing in your own heart. You are protecting yourself from the past, not from her in the present.

You have issues to deal with that are your fault, but to love her you have to keep a certain amount of distance in your heart so that your personal convictions don't tread on each other's.

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