Are you a zombie?

You might be thinking right now, "I'm not a zombie!", but you have to consider that for a moment. Zombies are slow and stupid, so you might be stupid and think you are not a zombie. It will also take you a long time to understand this.

So, because you don't know if you are a zombie, you should take this quiz to find out if you are. Are you the most stupid and slowest of all zombies, or are you completely human?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What are you thinking about right now?
Brainz...
Getting something to eat
The zombie outbreak
Going to BK and getting a burger
Boarding up the windows and doors
4. Are you within 5 feet of living people right now?
Yes
No
They abandoned me...
I'm surrounded by the living dead, if that's what you mean
Brainz...
5. What is your favorite food?
Brainz...
Pizza
Pizza with Extra Suace
Cheese
Other
When will you get on with the real questions?
6. If Bob is a zombie, and Jeff isn't a zombie, how many zombies are there?
Brainz...
1
That depends. Where is Jeff right now?
I thought this was about zombies not math.
564
7. You have just found out about the zombie outbreak. What is the first thing you do?
Barracade the doors and windows
Be sure that all of the doors are open and the windows aren't locked
OMG ZOMBIES!
Call your friend and laugh about it.
8. A neighbor you barely know comes over and begs you to let him in. There are zombies closing in on him. What do you do?
Laugh as the zombies pull him apart
Save him. He might come in handy.
Let him in then kill him. He might have some supplies that will be useful.
9. Your house has been overrun by zombies. What do you do?
Nothing. I let them in.
Hide in the attic
OMG ZOMBIES!
Taunt them by walking in front of them, then running off.
10. You left your house with a pistol in search for some shelter. You attract some zombies and they are following you slowly. You don't have enough ammo and need to find shelter FAST. Where do you go?
An old broken down shack
The weapon store
A house full of innocent people
Back to the zombies to ask them for their oppinion
11. You take shelter in the weapon store. More and more zombies are closing in on you. What do you do?
OMG ZOMBIES!
Grab a machine gun and do some zombie killing
Open up the doors to let the zombies in
Grab all of the weapons you can and stop the zombies from coming in
12. Hooray! Military vans have came to save you! You see all of your friends inside it. Suddenly, a zombie bites you. You are infected, and have moments to go before you turn into a zombie. What now?
Shoot yourself so you won't hurt your friends
Pretend you're not infected and go inside the military van
Sit down and cry
OMG I'M INFECTED!

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