Are You a Who-Err?

Who-Errs are everywhere! Only knowledge can save you from this cracked-out fate. This quiz is kind of like getting stoned... It's fun, but you might end up hungry later on.

Take my quiz or suffer! Do you know that I'm forced to write 150 words for this? Isn't that like reverse censorship? I wan't to be brief, and these freaks say no? Reckanize, b----es!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Finish this quote: "You want me to do things to you like sun and moon. ____. I don't have time."
Idiot
Ididoth
Freak
Skank
4. Dwight is always ____________.
Late
Sleepy
Absent
Helpful
5. Are teeth optional?
Yes.
No.
Depends on what I'm eating.
What are teeth?
6. What's the best policy for dating at work?
Don't.
Be discreet.
What's a date? Is that when I spend 20 minutes in the back seat of someone's Altima?
7. You're just about to blurt out a racial/gender/orientation based comment. You CYA by:
Turning it into a coughing fit.
Faking a seizure.
Apologizing and reassuring everyone you don't hate queers. Seriously. I have lots of gay friends.
8. The Cube discussions have gotten political. You respond by:
Declaring war on all Liberals.
Take a stand for Communism.
Hide under your desk and wait.
Change the subject to a fellow employee's recent bad pants decision.
9. An undesirable is approaching your desk. Deflect this freak by:
Striking a ninja pose.
Pretending you don't speak English.
Eyes forward. Don't look it in the face!
Hiding under your desk.
10. You hear a vicious rumor about someone in the cubes. You respond by:
Telling everyone who will listen.
Sharing it with your homies and laughing at their expense.
Laughing hysterically.
Giving that person a new and hateful nickname based on the rumor.
11. I should probably stop being such a mean skank. Right?
Yes.
No.
No, it's entertaining.
12. Choose the best method for achieving world peace:
I don't have time. Want to drink. Cigarette.
Stupid people genocide.
Legal drugs.
Kum-bay-ya sessions.

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