Are you a scenester?

Have you ever woken up at night and wondered if you fit into the "in" crowd of people that banded together after high school because they weren't in THAT "in" crowd, which they so deftly stand in such contempt for by shunning anyone wearing a college sweatshirt?

Me neither but as a completely bored and pathetically stereotypical scenester without anything to do on a Friday night I decided to create this quiz....wait. Please leave your name, number and a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you shop in the opposite sex's clothing dept? (for women's jeans/ boy shirts, etc?)
Yes, I can't be confined by Macy's narrow-minded views on gender
Uh, no.
Uh, yes. But only for underwear.
Uh, no. Someone might see me... I go online.
Sometimes, its hard to find clothes that fit me right.
4. When getting ready in the morning, you...
brush my teeth, wash my face, comb my hair and spray on some cologne/perfume
do all of the above unless I'm running late
roll out of bed, throw on some clothes (dirty or clean, who cares), leave my hair messy (its cooler that way)
brush my teeth, wash my face, comb my hair...then spend two more hours messing it up again (its cooler that way)
5. How do you get to work/school/the coffee shop?
pickup truck, like, unironically
minivan (i have to drop the kids off first)
skateboard
hybrid sedan
my vintage bicycle (with basket!)
6. Once at work/school/the coffee shop, you immediately...
take out my macbook and work on my screenplay
find a NYtimes and do the crossword
uh, work/study/get a coffee (to go, of course)
find my friends
Decoupage
7. What is/would be your job by the way?
CEO of large company that rountinely exploits children and animals but also makes tons of money which in turn goes to charity
guidance counselor at the local high school
department store salesperson
college professor/ student
I work at that coffee shop you were just talking about
performance artist
8. What kind of shoes do you wear usually?
nice shoes (high heals, dress shoes, etc). whatever looks polished.
black shoes if i'm wearing black, brown shoes if i'm wearing brown. 'nuff said.
Chucks
I don't wear shoes, it brings me spirtually closer to our Mother Earth
flip flops/ sandals. ya know, keep it caj
9. What do you do in your spare time?
ugh, study. The Phd track for comp lit is killer.
practice with my neofolkpunk band
there's gotta be a game on somewhere
I basically drink whenever I can
I enrolled myself in a leisure class at the comm college for sculpture/pottery
10. How do you define a "scenester?"
Someone who knows the whats happening on the scene, man.
Someone who knows where that scene happens to be this Friday night
Isn't that the download site where you can get movies?
Someone who spends two hours every morning making their hair look messy before they bike to their job at the coffee house
I have know idea, should I be concerned that my kids are getting into this?
11. What kind of music are you into?
Any Zepplin, man, can't go wrong
Simon and Garfunkel, poetry if you ask me
Linkin Park and/or Avril Lavigne, my parents roll their eyes but my skull and cross bones necklace/keychain/belt is hardcore
Justin Timberlake and Beyonce, its never been so cool to be so pop
I make my own music thankyouverymuch, I didn't learn how to play the bongos overnight you know
If you've heard of it, I no longer like it
12. Whats your favorite TV show right now?
Holy crap, did you see Lost last night?
Grey's Anatomy, I like cried during that finale
Flight of the Conchords, cuz I'm the Rhymenocerous
Adult Swim... or Weeds... or Adult Swim
I turned my old TV set into a goldfish bowl
13. Why did you take this quiz?
Because I didn't know what a scenester was and I was afraid I might be one
Because identity is a hard thing to pin down sometimes...
This band I'm listening to is just so pretentiously lame I got bored
Just killing time during my break at the coffee house

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