Are you a Sadistic Mule

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There are many kewl animals but not many are taking this quiz. Please answer honestly, I know who is not. It is hard to score a 100 because I am too cool for life.

If you like jazz please take this and even if you don't, consider yourself worthy for once instead of who you really are. P.S. If you score a 100, your soul is worth $0.00.

Created by: Sadistic Mule420
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you smoke marijuana
Yes
No
I used to
My friends do
4. Is marijuana bad for you?
Yes
No
Fake News
5. Do you own a horse mask?
Of course
No
I threw it away because it killed my nan
6. Have you dated a 🐐 goat?
I'm in a relationship with one right now
We broke up
I ate her
No of course not you freak!
7. Do you own any clothes?
No of course not you freak!
Yes!
One shirt
I have them but don't wear them
8. Do you support gun ownership for animals?
Of course!
No that's weird.
Yes because the second amendment.
I have a cat with a Colt 45
9. Do you enjoy your life?
Yes because I'm a Mule with a machine gun
Yes because I'm rich
My speed dial is the suicide help hotline
No because I'm an animal
10. Do you like people?
Yes they're fun to kill!
No I'm anti social.
Yes they're my friends.
No they want to kill me!
11. Are you an animal?
Of course not!
Yes of course.
No but all my friends are.
China.
12. What's your dream?
Become Sadistic Mule420
Smoke marijuana
Get a job
Be a petrol station attendant
Be a Jake Pauler

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