are you a redneck

There are many intersesting people, but few are true rednecks. Rednecks are, afterall, quite disturbing. What is a Redneck? A redneck is someone who obviously does not think straight and cannot perform simple tasks.

Have you ever wondered what the qualifications of a redneck are? Well, you never know, you could even be one yourseslf. Rock lock a tickin Clock sample picture dock have a nice time goodbye

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When you go to the bathroom at night does it require shoes and a flashlight?
yes
no
WHAT???
yeah... i guess
no......
what the hell?
4. When you introduce your girlfriend/boyfriend and your sister/brother to someone is there one person standing there with you?
no
I AM AFFENDED!
yes
why do you care????
maybe...
NO WAY!!!
5. Do you own a house with wheels on it and several cars without?
yes
no
does one car count?
you mean like a mobile home?? then yes
6. Is one of your lifetime goals to own a fireworks stand, on your front lawn?
yes
no
no but i have a slight interest with explosives
WHAT??
7. Have you ever bought a police scanner to keep in touch with relatives?
yes
no
I quit! these questions are too affensive!
why do you care?
8. does your daily diet consist of beer/soda and greasy junk food?
yes
no.. but i like brownies. :)
no
9. Is your idea of fast food hitting a deer at 90 mph?
yes
no
deers are really good, dont make fun of me!
racoons are tasty...
10. Have you ever missed or been late to a very important event, because the squirrel shoot off was on?
yes
no
i am always on time.
does the racoon one count?
thanks to DVR no.
11. Do you consider yourself a redneck?
yes
no
are you kidding me?
hold on my sister/girlfriend is calling
12. How many specific names of hunting guns can you name?
1-3
none
4-8
9-16
16 over
I'll challenge ya!

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