Are you a fed? You might be.

This quiz will test to see if you're a fed or not. Many people believe they love liberty, but ultimately support statism, and thus support tyranny. This will gauge where you are.

The results of this quiz are absolute, though if you do find out that you are a fed, and are surprised by this you can repent for your sins. You should love liberty as much as you love your dogs.

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You're walking down the street minding your own business when you see a man walking his dog. What do you do?
- Shoot the dog
- Shoot the man
- Shoot both the dog and the man
- Ask the man if I can pet his dog and tell it what a good boy/girl it is!
Taxes are...
- The price we pay to live in a civilized society
- Needed for the roads and bridges
- Part of the social contract
- Theft, extortion, and slavery.
Do you support gun control?
- Yes, but only common sense gun laws that keep guns out of the hands of bad guys
- Yes. Ban assault rifles! Handguns, shotguns, and hunting rifles are okay if they pass a background check and mental health evaluation.
- Yes. Only the government should have guns.
- F--- you. No.
Some deeply religious people are being weird in a compound. They aren't hurting anyone per se, but they're odd, and they have guns. What do you do?
- Shoot their dogs, then shoot as many as you can.
- Conduct psychological warfare on them until they surrender.
- Burn the entire compound to the ground, and shoot most people trying to escape.
- Find a nice spot for lunch, and carry on about my day.
A man is living with his family in the woods. He wants to be left alone. What do you do?
- Shoot his dog.
- Entrap him into committing a felony, then shoot his dog.
- Shoot his wife while she holds their infant daughter.
- Leave them alone.
The local government is holding a gun buyback program. What do you do?
- Encourage everyone to turn in all of their guns.
- 3D printer go BRRRRRRRR
Which flag would you fly outside your house?
- The Thin Blue Line flag
- The American flag
- The Gadsden flag
- All of the above
What are your views on immigration?
- Closed borders, and admit only those who specialize in STEM fields.
- Closed borders, and admit only those with the best genetics.
- Closed borders, and admit no one.
- The only borders that exist should be private property lines.
Do you find any legitimacy in government?
- Of course! I don't support chaos and lawlessness!
- Yes. It is a necessary evil that should be minimized as much as possible.
- Yes. Without it, warmongers will take over!
- F--- the state.
The US Constitution is...
- The greatest secular document ever written.
- Essential for the preservation of liberty.
- Amazing, but needs a few more amendments to make it better.
- F--- the US Constitution, and all constitutions everywhere. They're statist documents.
Who do you support for President?
- Typically Republicans
- Typically Democrats
- Typically Libertarians
- No one. Voting for anyone for any office is an acknowledgement and enforcement of my status as a slave to the state.
Do you follow @AncapAir on X (formerly Twitter)?
- Yes! I'm collecting info because he is a threat to the state's power
- Yes! He posts dank memes and short essays explaining the evils of statism. His book is also amazing!
- Yes! I don't agree with him on everything, but he makes very compelling arguments, and I generally like his content.
- Yes! I follow him to troll him.
- Yes! I follow him despite hating everything he posts.
- Who?
- I don't have an X account.
- No.
Have you read Derek Wills' (aka @AncapAir's) book, "The Liberty Solution?"
- Yes! On paperback!
- Yes! The audiobook!
- Yes! Both!
- No, but I'll check Amazon/Audible now!
- No, and I won't. F--- Derek's book, and f--- liberty!

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