Are you a Fatboi?/Do you pull Fat Ergos?

This quiz was inspired by the Instagram account "fatergos", especially on the last question. If you want to learn just how much of a fatboi you are, take this quiz and follow fatergos to learn how to pull fatter PR's.

Have you ever looked at your split and wonder,"Am I a fatboi, or am I just a lightweight?" Take this quiz and wonder no more! Rowing with good technique? Why would you ever need that when your 100K warm-up is faster than the lightweight's 2K PR's?

Created by: Patrick Topor-Madry

On an erg test, how often does your split go above a 1:30?
- Ever since I was a Novice, I've never gone above a 1:30!
- Usually, but when I don't, I walk in shame to Burger King.
- Sometimes, but only when my muscles cramp from the 2 by 100K warmup.
- Rarely, but when I do, I make sure the coach emails the right erg sheet to the McDanks employees.
- I'm a lightweight, my Uni has a logo by Burger King on the front.
What is your usual warmup for your erg tests?
- 2 x 5 million K, duh!
- 100K at a rate 42.
- 8 x 2K @ rate 28, at my 2K PR.
- I do a 2K test before my 2K test, just to make sure the erg works.
- I do what my lightweight coach tells me to do, which is to stretch and get all 2 pounds of my muscles loose.
After you PR on your erg test, where do you go to eat?
- McDanks!!
- Usually McDanks, but sometimes I bring it to practice so I don't have to drive there after practice.
- I drink protein shakes that I packed before, so that I can rest and not have to drive for food.
- The Burger King employees know me on a first name basis.
If you don't PR on an erg test, what is the usual reaction from the team?
- I don't know, that's never happened to me!
- Rarely happens, but when it does, they personally chauffeur me to Burger King.
- I only sometimes PR, so they act surprised when I do.
- I haven't PR'd since Novice year, so they make bets on how far above my PR I will end up this time.
What is the coaches reaction?
- I said I don't know, that's never happened to me!
- He personally tells the McDanks employees to kick me out if I show up that day.
- On the rare occasions that I do PR, he reminds me that it was not below 1:30.
- Indifference, as I've never PR'd in his time as my coach.
How much do you weigh?
- You want to know, look in the Guinness Book of World Records!
- I don't know, the scale breaks every time I step on it.
- Between 200 and 250................Kilograms
- At the end of a bulking season, I might crack 225.
- I'm a Lightweight, Novice girls weigh more than me.
What boat are you usually in?
- Erg squad
- Varsity
- JV
- 3V or worse (At least you're not in Lightweight)
- Lightweight
If the coach goes up to you and says that you are going to stroke the Varsity boat at World Rowing Championship. What is your reaction?
- Destroy all the boats, and pull a 100K PR while watching Worlds on TV.
- Tell the coach that you can't because that will clash with you erg schedule, so he/she allows you to bring the erg with you.
- Say OK and win a medal, but become ridiculed by the rest of the Erg Squad
- I've never been outside of Lightweight, and the coach immediately tells me that they are joking.
True or False, the only thing that matters in Rowing is how fat you ergos are.
- True
- It's a balance between both.
- False! Technique wins everytime, no matter how weak the guy is!
Finally, what is your height?
- 6' 6" or above (Definitely never going to be a lightweight)
- Between 6' and 6' 6"
- Between 5' 10" and 6' (At least you're above average height)
- 5' 10" to 5' 4" (Manlet)
- Below 5' 4" (Hey coxswain, this a quiz for rowers, get out!)

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