6 Minutes and 60 Seconds in Heaven

Yeah, so you've all seen those crazy "7 Minutes in Heaven" deals. This is one of those, to an extent. Unlike some of them, most questions actually affect the outcome, but you'll recognise many features from the traditional ones regardless. Just as a heads-up, I'm not exactly Shakespeare regardless, and especially lack in the romantic literature department. So, don't be surprised if your result bores the crap out of ya, but you might enjoy it.

Welcome to the second paragraph. We're much kinder and gentler than we used to be. You smell nice. No, it can't be me, I'm still missing the proper amount of characters to pass through this insane filter. Or am I?

Created by: Doktor Infaminatoar

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Alright, you probably didn't read the intro so this is the crash course:
You'll be playing my take on that game what with the closet and the kissing and whatnot.
It's intended for mid-to-late teenagers, but hey, if you're a 40-year-old perv, I can't stop ya.
It's intended for straight guys. Others can play, but you'll wind up either with an unsuitable partner or be left wondering why so many lesbians are here.
One of the answers is an exception to that last note. You can probably guess which one.
I'd rate this PG, more or less.
This question will not affect your score.
4. Select your clique:
Prep, sporty, popular, et cetera
Emo, scene, et cetera
Goth, punk, anime freak, nerd, maniacal counterculturist, et cetera
Unaffiliated
Not a student
Other
5. What is a hypotenuse?
An unproven theory of energy posed by Albrecht Durer
A particular line segment across from the right angle of a right triangle, in layman's terms
A modern art movement involving abstract curves
The product of pi and twice the diametre of a circle
A spicy-ass Indian food
I'm not going to pretend to know what you're talking about.
6. What invariably follows torment and sadness?
A complete lack of radness
Not chicken pox, cause I've already had this
The return of gladness
The joy of madness
7. Do you often use the British form of grammar? (Favourite, colour, Oxford comma use)
No
Yes, I'm British
Yes, I'm not British
8. In your eyes, an "emo" is:
Someone who shops at Hot Topic
Someone who looks like they shop at Hot Topic, but doesn't, because that place is for posers
Any teenager who enjoys anime and myspace and has strange emotions
Any teenager who pretends to enjoy anime and myspace and have strange emotions
Someone who cuts themself, suffers from depression, and needs help
A poser, period.
9. In your eyes, a "prep" is:
I dunno. A fairly normal, happy person, but not quite me.
Someone who pays too much attention to trends and aesthetics.
My polar opposite.
Someone who thinks they're great, but is really no better than anyone else.
An idiot airhead causing the downfall of modern society, and answers 2-4 too.
Someone who's popular, fashionable, appreciates life, and is far superior to anyone who disagrees.
10. What do you think about American democracy?
God bless the U.S. Period. No other comment.
Compared to other countries, it's very stable and free
I'm not happy with the government, but the system works
The system is flawed
The politicians and voters alike are socially conditioned to perpetuate the corrupt illusion of freedom
I can't be bothered with politics.
11. What do you think about Gordon Brown?
"Gordon Brown is dull, dull, dull." -TheWeebl
He's not bad
He sucks
Whom?
12. What do you look for in a significant other?
Someone mysterious and sometimes strange.
Someone hot. Period.
Someone good-natured and reliable.
Someone attractive and not too out-of-the-box.
Someone predictable and utterly nonexciting.
Other

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. Alright, you probably didn't read the intro so this is the crash course:

You'll be playing my take on that game what with the closet and the kissing and whatnot.

It's intended for mid-to-late teenagers, but hey, if you're a 40-year-old perv, I can't stop ya.

It's intended for straight guys. Others can play, but you'll wind up either with an unsuitable partner or be left wondering why so many lesbians are here.

One of the answers is an exception to that last note. You can probably guess which one.

I'd rate this PG, more or less.

This question will not affect your score.

4. Select your clique:

Prep, sporty, popular, et cetera

Emo, scene, et cetera

Goth, punk, anime freak, nerd, maniacal counterculturist, et cetera

Unaffiliated

Not a student

Other

5. What is a hypotenuse?

An unproven theory of energy posed by Albrecht Durer

A particular line segment across from the right angle of a right triangle, in layman's terms

A modern art movement involving abstract curves

The product of pi and twice the diametre of a circle

A spicy-ass Indian food

I'm not going to pretend to know what you're talking about.

6. What invariably follows torment and sadness?

A complete lack of radness

Not chicken pox, cause I've already had this

The return of gladness

The joy of madness

7. Do you often use the British form of grammar? (Favourite, colour, Oxford comma use)

Yes, I'm British

Yes, I'm not British

8. In your eyes, an "emo" is:

Someone who shops at Hot Topic

Someone who looks like they shop at Hot Topic, but doesn't, because that place is for posers

Any teenager who enjoys anime and myspace and has strange emotions

Any teenager who pretends to enjoy anime and myspace and have strange emotions

Someone who cuts themself, suffers from depression, and needs help

A poser, period.

9. In your eyes, a "prep" is:

I dunno. A fairly normal, happy person, but not quite me.

Someone who pays too much attention to trends and aesthetics.

My polar opposite.

Someone who thinks they're great, but is really no better than anyone else.

An idiot airhead causing the downfall of modern society, and answers 2-4 too.

Someone who's popular, fashionable, appreciates life, and is far superior to anyone who disagrees.

10. What do you think about American democracy?

God bless the U.S. Period. No other comment.

Compared to other countries, it's very stable and free

I'm not happy with the government, but the system works

The system is flawed

The politicians and voters alike are socially conditioned to perpetuate the corrupt illusion of freedom

I can't be bothered with politics.

11. What do you think about Gordon Brown?

"Gordon Brown is dull, dull, dull." -TheWeebl

He's not bad

He sucks

Whom?

12. What do you look for in a significant other?

Someone mysterious and sometimes strange.

Someone hot. Period.

Someone good-natured and reliable.

Someone attractive and not too out-of-the-box.

Someone predictable and utterly nonexciting.

Other

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