Yo mama jokes xP

Thank you for taking my quiz i will make a couple more if i find the time until then deal with it and yo mama dont take these seriously please thanks.

Thank you for taking my quiz i will make a couple more if i find the time until then deal with it and yo mama dont take these seriously please thanks. soo.... here we are

Created by: natebuscus
  1. Yo mama so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares about her.
  2. Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
  3. Yo mama so poor I took a crumb off her kitchen table and she said "dont be greedy"
  4. Yo mama so hairy Jane Goodall set up base camp in her bathroom.
  5. Yo mama so poor i lit a match in her house and all the cockroaches sang "clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat"
  6. Yo mama so ugly she stood beside hepheastus and aphrodite killed her instead.
  7. Yo mama so ugly she could blend into a horde of zombies.
  8. Yo mama so fat when she salutes all 21 guns point towards her.
  9. Yo mama so fat she can butt dial sombody and make an i pad by merely sitting.
  10. Yo mama so fat she can make anything but her slimmer by sitting on it

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