1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. If a nationwide edidemic broke out and masses of zombies started coming out of everywhere, where would you take refuge? The sewers, me and the ninja turtles would kick ass. A Mall, duh! Steal a boat and sail into the ocean. An abandoned army base.4. Given a choice of weapons, which one would best suit your needs? Just need my hands....which can crush brick into powder! 102 mm Howitzer...thank you army machete, if you are in or close to mexico. Light saber5. If you were cornered by 10 slow zombies without a weapon, you would.... FETAL POSITION! take a step forward and, Eye Gouge Spinning foot sweep get the nearest one in the moi tai clench and smash their face with your knee use your supremely mcguyver like skills and craft a crossbow with a rubber band, a cd and two sticks of gum6. There are quite a few abandoned vehicles in the street, which one would you grab? Trolly car. Hang glider Extremely large redneck pickup, comes standard with gun rack. bicycle, a really good one though, with like shocks and pegs. a hoveround you "borrowed" from your grandma7. You see a zombie attacking someone you really hate, you would... Help the Zombie Just keep yelling, sucks to be you. Help your arch nemesis to possibly start an alliance with them. Killing zombies is more fun with a friend. Help him making a fake alliance and use him as a human sheild when more zombies come. Act like you didn't even see them.8. You run into the x-men, but can only take one with you, who do you take? Dr. X Cyclops Storm Batman...the Michael Keaton one, not the Christian Bale one Hey wait, Batman isn't an x-man.9. If found in a hardware store and got attacked, which tool would you use? Nail gun...thwack....thwack Lawn mower My wits and skill...i would build an ark and wait for it to rain. fork lift10. Once aquiring a flame thrower, what would be your line just before you used it to shoot out 30 foot flames? A rose of any name would smell as sweet. Seems like I should turn up the heat. ....And bingo was his name-o. Duh...narch lheee rheuut....that is if you are from OK. Time to die grandma.11. If you could bring back one person from the dead to help you fight zombies who would it be? John Wayne....well let's get to fightin those zombie fellas pilgrim. Kurt Cobain....I can't fight zombies...I'm wearing flannel. Jim Morrison.....Come on Zombies light my fire. Ray Charles....Zombies! Where!? Superman, pre horse accident....Is there a phone booth around here so i can...um..ah, go make a call?12. How much experience do you have with zombie like people? Ah man, my roommate sleepwalks all the time. Not much, just the occasional drunk. I'm usually the drunk and I am me therefore I have quite a bit of experience with zombies since I am one sometimes. None...what kind of question is that? I have hung out with the most interesting man in the world and we kill zombies on his privite island all the time.13. What is your skill with improvised weapons? Skill? I haven't ever thought about that. Like what, can opener, or fish tank? Pretty good. I hit a lot of things with stuff when i was younger...i don't want to talk about it. I once made a shiv by glueing a razor blade to a ruler once in high school....but they took it away from me. FIRE....hairspray and a lighter...FIRE