Will you survive yo mumma?

Are you smart enough to survive your fat mother? Can you survive without getting killed? take this test to test your ability to survive or escape your mother. NOW WITH YO MAMA JOKES(no offence to mothers).

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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. what would you do if you saw yo mumma walking(eg. ghosting/stalking) towards you with a knife?
grab the knife and cut yourself
Throw your pet (rock) at her to survive
run screaming
stand there and 'poop' yo pants
4. what will you do if yo mumma saw you mocking her(wearing her mumu)?
hide in her weapon closet
attack back
hide in her flab
hide under her(she can't see her toes)
hide behind a window
colse your eyes(if i can't see you, you can't see me)
5. what will you do if you saw yo mumma playing "kill your child" on ninteno wii?
run and take the game
turn off the power on console
turn off the whole streets power
throw your pet rock at her flab(ssuck)
6. what would you do if you saw yo mumma getting ready to run.....to the nearest fast food/take away store?
ignore her
ask whats for dinner
laugh
1. Record on phone 2. Put on Youtube
7. what would happen if you gave yo mumma a hug(from behind)?
sucked into her flabs
get killed but her huge bottom
get sucked into her bottom
she'd give you a hug back but die from suffocation cause she farted
8. would you cheer yo mumma on if she says shes gonna lose weight?
yes(you should see her "figure")
no(she wouldnt last a second)
who cares she tried to kill me a billion times
9. i'll tell some yo mama jokes cause i got no questions left...pick the one you think is the best
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's so fat a whale said "hi mum!"
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
10. more yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat that Atlantis sunk because of her
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
11. more
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
12. are you bored yet?
yes
no
maybe
just got interesting
your jokes are funny

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