Why I Don't... Quiz

I don't usually take quizzes or surveys because they are long and ask a lot of pointless questions. So I decided to make my own extremely pointless quiz to determine who among you is truly worthy of being called a Total Loser.

The quiz is simple. Each question begins with "Why I don't...". Answer each question to find out if you are a Total Loser, a Closet Loser, or Not a Loser.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
... take surveys/quizzes
I don't find the questions interesting enough
I never learned to read
What do you mean? I love taking surveys/quizzes
... murder people with axes
Chocolate Bunnies
Killing people is wrong... can't we all just get along
I don't own an axe
... eat meat
Animals are my friends and I believe in fairies
Paris Hilton makes me vomit
Define meat
... fart in elevators
Bean-o
For the last time it wasn't me!!
Unlike "some" I can hold it til the doors open
... live in a nudist colony
Old naked people says it all in my opinion
As soon as "insert name of gorgeous celebrity here" does...
Butt acne (this quiz is anonymous, right?)
... live in a leper colony
They keep rejecting my application
Last time I checked I don't have leprosy
Butt acne (do I have to keep telling you!)
... go to college
Your mom goes to college
I attend a "university" not a college
Do you have something against people who go to college
... shower
I do shower, I just have a glandular problem
I like flies
Why, do you find B.O. sexy?
... use my alien super powers to take over the world
Batman
Superman
Jet Li
... want to answer anymore lame questions
I'm terribly bored already
I have to wash my hair tonight
A really bad case of IBS

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