1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Your idea first date might involve? Listening to your date entertaining you with all kinds of stories Getting drunk and ending up in bed with the guy A stroll through a national park followed by some home-brewed wine and philosophical discussion Anything that's a good laugh You and your date figuring out how good the other is at mind games You're happy to do most of the talking and ask questions to draw your partner out4. What would your ideal boyfriend give you for your birthday? The opportunity to gain the upper hand He probably wouldn't remember it - and that's if he ever even knew to begin with Something beautiful he made himself Something big involving a grand gesture5. How would your ideal man ask you out? With a bottle of vodka and the offer of a drinking game He just wouldn't take no for an answer He'd be sweet and romantic and convince you He's a bit shy so you'd have to be the one to make the first move By making himself appear irresistable6. If you're feeling down, how would your boyfriend cheer you up? By telling you are wonderful and baeutiful and amazing and he loves you and always will He probably wouldn't notice, or if he did he'd steer clear By taking you somewhere beautiful where you could forget your troubles He'd do what he could to make you feel better, though it might not be his greatest talent. By rubbing in your problems - it's what you would do to him so it's only fair.7. What would his ideal birthday present be? A tattoo of his name - somewhere only he will get to see Money - or something he could sell to get some, if need be Anything that you put thought and care into8. What kind of holiday would suit you? All inclusive resort - where the pair of you can lie around naked together all day Something adventurous like hiking or mountain climbing A tour of spiritual places in the world - and those where certain kinds of herbs are legal. Somewhere with cheap alcohol and great nightlife A murder-mystery weekend - and you'd cope if someone actually died, would make it more interesting9. What would your ideal man do to someone who hurt you? Kill them Beat them to a bloody pulp Shun them Lash out however he could Make their life hellish forever10. If you hurt your partner, how would he react? He'd be angry, but he'd forgive you, he loves you too much to live without you. He'd make sure you never heard the end of it He'd stay away for a while until he cooled down, then give you a chance to explain. He'd be broken hearted, it would take him a long time to get over it. He'd get revenge by hurting you back11. How do you relax? By smoking something relaxing and pondering the spirituality of the universe Running, swimming, sporty stuff. Having a few beers and a laugh Having sex Taking your frustration out on those arond you until you do't feel tense anymore. 12. What bad habit could you just not live with in a partner? Smoking, especially anything illegal A bad temper, no matter how sweet the guy was the rest of the time Lying Treating you badly A lack of shame or guilt Being too sweet all the time