1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You are assigned to a group project with your fellow employees (or students). You alone disagree with the rest of the group on how the project should proceed. You Sit back and let them screw it up royally, then intercede and save the day. Go appeal to your supervisor (or teacher/professor) to intervene. Tell them that's the dumbest idea you've ever heard, then go do it your way on your own without them (and succeed in the process). Volunteer to head up the project as planned, then use brute force to do it your way anyway. Let them do it their way, and if it succeeds, take the credit.4. When it comes to diplomacy, your preferred method of resolving conflict is Leave the political intrigues to somebody farther up the ladder than you. Pummel your opposition with scathing character assassinations until they run away crying. Revise the nature of the conflict until you come out looking like the hero. Impress upon your opposition why you are correct and they are not. Drive on like you don't even notice the opposition until they just give up or go away.5. Take that hill, soldier. How do you do it? You Hit them with everything you got right in the face until one of you is dead. Wait until the enemy makes a mistake or shows a weakness, then exploit it mercilessly. Conceive the most brilliant operation in the history of military tactics (in your opinion, at least) then try to make everyone else play along with your obviously superior strategic genius. Find their weak spot and pound on it until they surrender or run away. If they run away, chase them. Blow the living hell out of everything on and around that hill, then move in and make it a parking lot.6. Rock, paper, or scissors? For Pete's sake don't use my grooming scissors. Write out your master plan on the paper and deliver it by tying to the rock and throwing it throw the window. Rocks. Lots of Rocks. Pound the living hell out of them with endless tons of rocks. Whichever will get the job done the quickest, and before your superiors go poking their noses into your plans. Bludgeon them with the rock, stab them with the scissors, then force them to write a letter of capitulation on the paper in their own blood. Bayonet charge with the scissors. If you actually get close enough to the enemy without getting slaughtered, crush their skulls with the rock. Use the paper later to “correct” the casualty figures so it doesn't look like you got your clocks cleaned.7. You are surrounded and outnumbered. What do you do? Excellent. With the enemy all around us, we can't miss. Horse s---. I would have never gotten surrounded in the first place. Get low while you rain hellfire and high explosives on them. Blame it on your incompetent superiors while you fight like hell to pull back to the rear. Blame it on your incompetent comrades while you fight like hell to pull back to the rear.8. It's time to make nice with your former enemies. How do you proceed? Regale your former enemies with tales of your brilliant military exploits. Secretly plot the demise of your former comrades. Fine, fine—we win, you lose. Where's the next scumbag I need to destroy? Let it be known that no matter what has happened, you were always a fair-fighting professional. Let them know that just because everybody else wants peace with them doesn't mean you do. Insult them too, just to make sure they understand you clearly.9. Your troops have fought long and hard, and gained a lot of ground today. You Dig in for the night and let them have some well-deserved rest. Reload, refuel, and resume the attack. Buy a round for your junior officers. Keep pushing them until there is no more enemy or no more of your troops. Pause while you decide your next brilliant military maneuver.10. What is your preferred method of assault? Lightening-fast armored spearhead Brutal aerial bombardment Elegant tactical maneuvering Human waves Probe and attack11. What is your trademark sidearm or military accessory? Ivory gripped pistol Ceremonial saber Riding crop Snazzy boots and goggles Just your own iron fist12. Your enemy has had the audacity to ask for your surrender. How do you respond? with a simple, professional declining of the offer. Utter a brief, profane response, then open fire. You can't understand what they are saying because of all the gunfire from your position. Drop leaflets warning or merciless, imminent bombardment. with a pithy epistle worthy of the history books