Which South Park Character Are You?

Some people like South Park. Some people love South Park. Some people are South Park nerds and some people are so completely possessed that they have tried everything that Cartman has done!

Are you Cartman? Or Kenny? Or the superbest friends, Stan and Kyle? Maybe even you're YOU! Nah, joking. So, you think you can wrap your head around these questions? Try this quiz and find out!!!

Created by: Shay-Lee

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If you saw a kid being beaten up by a bigger kid, what would you do?
Laugh and keep walking.
Try and help as best as you can.
Kick the bigger kid's ass - or try, anyway.
Get all caught up in the fight and end up badly hurt.
4. You're walking along a deserted street and you've just been rejected by your girlfriend/boyfriend. You see somebody crying on the sidewalk. You:
Feel a lot better - now somebody knows your pain.
Throw yourself down beside them, comfort them and be on your way.
Put your arm around them and ask them what's wrong - you know how they might feel.
Pat them on the head. You would give them money if you hade some on you at the time.
5. Your English paper that you worked really hard for is finally being handed out. You find that you got a C- on yours - and worse, your best friend gets an A! You:
You don't have a best friend - but you get really angry at your teacher and later that night go and toilet paper her house!
Get a little disappointed, but it's no biggie, and you congratulate your best friend.
Your mum reads your paper and demands your teacher for a better grade!
You don't really care, and nor does your family.
6. Your mum has just told you exactly where babies come from and the many ways they can be made. What do you do?
Oh, yeah right, Mum. As if.
.......
I sinncerely hope to God I never hear that again.
I knew that.
7. Your best friend is in a "brand new religion" and is encouraging you to join up. You:
Say that if it has Cheesey Poofs, you're in.
Try to convince him to get out of the cult.
Join up, but act cautious.
Shrug your shoulders. You have better things to do.
8. Everybody's invted to a party this weekend, but you aren't invited and seem to be the only one. What do you do?
Go anyway, it's a party and I do what I want!
Call your best friend and ask them if they want to come to your house. You're sure they'll say yes.
Convince the person holding the party to invite you. If that doesn't work, you turn around and walk away and never talk to them again.
Sneak in looking like someone else!
9. Your dork of a cousin is coming to stay again! You hate him and want to get rid of him so much that you:
Chain him up in the basement and gag him so he can't call for help!
Tell your mum that he called you a very bad swearword in the hope that he gets sent back to where he came from.
Get him to play hide and seek on a plane and dibs counting first.
Kick him out. You can't be bothered doing anything else.
10. You get a disease and your friend(ish) finds it hilarious. What do you do?
Inject your blood into him so he gets it too!
Tell your friend how you feel and hope he underdstands.
Kick him in the balls and tell him to shut up!
Dude, what the hell? I find it pretty funny myself!
11. What are you best known for?
Being a really bad person to people I don't like!
I'm not all that known.
My mum being a control freak.
Being poor.
12. Which of the below are you most likely to say?
Whatever! I do what I want!
Dude, that's gay.
Shut up, Cartman!
I want girls!!
13. Ok, last question. If you could meet one celebrity, who would it be?
Mel Gibson!
I don't know, dude, ask somebody else.
The King of all Jews, maybe?
Paris Hilton!! slobbers

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. If you saw a kid being beaten up by a bigger kid, what would you do?

Laugh and keep walking.

Try and help as best as you can.

Kick the bigger kid's ass - or try, anyway.

Get all caught up in the fight and end up badly hurt.

4. You're walking along a deserted street and you've just been rejected by your girlfriend/boyfriend. You see somebody crying on the sidewalk. You:

Feel a lot better - now somebody knows your pain.

Throw yourself down beside them, comfort them and be on your way.

Put your arm around them and ask them what's wrong - you know how they might feel.

Pat them on the head. You would give them money if you hade some on you at the time.

5. Your English paper that you worked really hard for is finally being handed out. You find that you got a C- on yours - and worse, your best friend gets an A! You:

You don't have a best friend - but you get really angry at your teacher and later that night go and toilet paper her house!

Get a little disappointed, but it's no biggie, and you congratulate your best friend.

Your mum reads your paper and demands your teacher for a better grade!

You don't really care, and nor does your family.

6. Your mum has just told you exactly where babies come from and the many ways they can be made. What do you do?

Oh, yeah right, Mum. As if.

.......

I sinncerely hope to God I never hear that again.

I knew that.

7. Your best friend is in a "brand new religion" and is encouraging you to join up. You:

Say that if it has Cheesey Poofs, you're in.

Try to convince him to get out of the cult.

Join up, but act cautious.

Shrug your shoulders. You have better things to do.

8. Everybody's invted to a party this weekend, but you aren't invited and seem to be the only one. What do you do?

Go anyway, it's a party and I do what I want!

Call your best friend and ask them if they want to come to your house. You're sure they'll say yes.

Convince the person holding the party to invite you. If that doesn't work, you turn around and walk away and never talk to them again.

Sneak in looking like someone else!

9. Your dork of a cousin is coming to stay again! You hate him and want to get rid of him so much that you:

Chain him up in the basement and gag him so he can't call for help!

Tell your mum that he called you a very bad swearword in the hope that he gets sent back to where he came from.

Get him to play hide and seek on a plane and dibs counting first.

Kick him out. You can't be bothered doing anything else.

10. You get a disease and your friend(ish) finds it hilarious. What do you do?

Inject your blood into him so he gets it too!

Tell your friend how you feel and hope he underdstands.

Kick him in the balls and tell him to shut up!

Dude, what the hell? I find it pretty funny myself!

11. What are you best known for?

Being a really bad person to people I don't like!

I'm not all that known.

My mum being a control freak.

Being poor.

12. Which of the below are you most likely to say?

Whatever! I do what I want!

Dude, that's gay.

Shut up, Cartman!

I want girls!!

13. Ok, last question. If you could meet one celebrity, who would it be?

Mel Gibson!

I don't know, dude, ask somebody else.

The King of all Jews, maybe?

Paris Hilton!! *slobbers*

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