1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Look in the mirror. What do you see? Perfection. Not bad. Tall, messy hair. Big smile. The face of genius What do you think I am? Some kind of girl? Me. Nothing to shout about really.4. What sort of lady do you like? One with a gun A fiendish one, I like looking over my shoulder the whole time A foxy one. all the better if her hair's plaited One who has an intellect close to my own.But not my equal. I have no equal Women *cough, blush*. Um...I don't know...*blush* A nice friendly one?5. You're in a fighting situation. What do you do? Get stuck in. I'm pretty big , I reckon I can kick some arse if I had to Tell them not to hit my face! Then mind-zap the bastards. Twice. Nobody would dare to take me on. My strength is unrivalled. Pull some dirty moves then nick their stuff. I try not to get involved in fights. I tend to break them up. Unless someone makes me very very angry....6. See dead people at all? No, I'm far too level headed yeah, sometimes. Not as often as my fiancee though, she talks to them and everything! Nope. Although maybe I did in the past and just don't remember. No, even dead people are afraid of me. They cower as I pass Yeah. Saw one once. It disrespected me so I shot at it.7. What do you do for a living then? Evil stuff. Plotting. Some spying. It pays the bills Actor, model, stripper. I'm multitalented. Photography. Plus some shifty stuff on the side I'm an evil genius. I have all kinds of certificates to prove it I'm a doctor. Mainly in field-word these days.8. Weapon of choice? A shotgun. Can't go wrong with one of those My own mind. Knives, guns, whatever I can get my hands on My intellect and team of loyal minions My hands. But I don't like to fight.9. How's your lovelife going at the moment? Brilliant. Just ace. Um. Women? *cough* Well, I don't really...*blush*...um... None of your damn business Pretty good. I've only been stabbed once this week. It will suffice.... for now.10. How would you untie the Gordian knot? Huh? The what? Surely it has long been agreed that one cannot simply untie the knot *rolls eyes impatiently* Does nobody understand philosophy these days? I wouldn't. I'd use the knot to hit someone with. I'd shoot it. It looked at me funny and I suspect it may have been disrespecting me. Bloody knot. Surely the question should be why would you untie it? 11. What are you most afraid of? Bad hair. Don't make me think about bad hair. Losing my temper. You wouldn't like it when I'm angry Confined spaces. *Shivers* I know no fear. Fear is for lesser beings Doctors. Evil bastards they are.12. What have you got in your hand right now? A needle. A large needle. A comb Bandages. A shotgun. Just in case. Nothing. I need both hands free to dodge the knives.