1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. When someone asks: How are you? You respond:
Hurting inside In what way? Horny Do you really need to ask? Better than I was yesterday, probably better than I will be tomorrow. That’s not important. How are you?4. How do you perceive the world? A scary place and a rip off Accurately So many orgasms, so little time My oyster A collection of set-ups waiting for a punch line Broken5. How would you describe yourself? Hurt, a victim, needy Objectively Sensual, passionate, insatiable Powerful, important, superior Obnoxious. Just kidding. That was a joke. Funny, I guess. Helpful, intuitive, compassionate6. Do you believe you have a choice in how you feel?
No. I’m hard wired to feel the way I do Feelings depend on brain chemicals Depends. I can make myself feel physically good. Yes. I am in control What feelings? No. Other people make me feel the way I do7. How much access do you have to your emotions? Too much. I live there. Emotions are dangerous A lot. I fall in and out of love frequently I’m not emotional I have full access to all my emotions and emoticons A lot. I also have a tool box of fixes for helping myself and others8. Would you say you are kind to yourself?
Sort of. I’m not authentically kind to myself That depends on what you mean by kind Not always I’m over stimulated Yes, of course. The world revolves around me I don’t think about those things. I just have fun I’m too busy helping others to help myself9. How often do you find yourself the victim of an accident?
Almost daily I have a lot of accidents but it’s not necessarily my fault I use protection I don’t take life that seriously I just laugh accidents off None. I try to live in the moment10. Do you find yourself competing with others?
No, I’m just hard on myself I’m just frustrated No, because I’m usually on top They are competing with me I don’t compete. I just make others laugh I’m available to help the over-competitive11. Are you uncomfortable around others?
Yes, because I feel they won’t like me. Not when I’m the boss or in chargeotherwise I like being with a good book or my computer Not if they’re sexy As long as I’m the center of attention I’m fine. No. I make them laugh Not when I in session. Otherwise, I prefer animals12. When someone asks: How are you? You respond:
Hurting inside In what way? Horny Do you really need to ask? Better than I was yesterday, That’s not important. How are you?