Which Proboards Messageboard is the one for you?

What pathetic bunch of arrogant half-wits think the rest of the Internet's interested in a half-dozen or so Proboards squabbling with each other? There's hundreds and thousands to choose from. Get over yourselves guys - there's intelligent life out here.

I have to say that the 2.3 minutes I just spent doing the quiz was probably the most fulfilling in what has, so far, been a misspent life.
May I thank riotgrrl for pointing me in the right direction and indeed saving my miserable life.