1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. There is one slice of pizza left... Someone else gets it...you aren't paying attention. You get it, knocking over a couple of people on the way. You may have only gotten one slice, but are happy everyone else is eating. You try to lick the piece before anyone can get to it. You push everyone out of the way so that the "little" guy gets it. You are not sure if you want another piece.4. Someone has fallen out of a tree... You happen to have a gadget that turns back time and go back to right before they started climbing. You are upset because you'll probably be blamed for it. You are convinced by someone that it didn't actually happen. You hurt your back by jumping under them to break their fall. You are the one that convinced them to go out on the branch you rigged to break. You have a splint and bandages in your purse.5. Somebody farted... It was you. In fact, you wrestled someone to the ground and sat on their face to do it. You are still not sure what the noise was. You are upset by the smell. You have devised a way to capture it and turn it into a perfume. You are conviced to wear it as perfume. It was too small to have been yours.6. Your pet hamster died... You are too distracted by the little dangly thing at the back of your throat to notice. You placed a speaker n her cage and played Heavy Metal at full blast for 3 full days. You are preparing something to say at her funeral that will be beautiful. You blame yourself for not being there. You are upset at the inconvenience. You have made a rocket that will send her body into space.7. You are in a waiting room... You have pieced together a replica of the Sistine Chapel out of pictures from the year old magazines. You are convinced that people who got there after you are getting called in before you. It takes you too long to fill out the form on the clipboard and you miss your appointment. You know the names of everyone else in the room, and have written them all thank you notes for when they leave. You are about to pull the fire alarm and hide in the bathroom so you can be first when they come back. You are in the wrong waiting room.8. Everyone has disappeared... The last thing you remember is wondering if you shouldn't have pushed that button. You finally smile. You can't decide if you should check things out or go to sleep. And you are stuck under a really heavy rock. You find the nearest flower shop and replant everything. You start to cry.9. Someone you don't "love" tells you "I love you"... You give them a hug. You don't believe them. You think they are talking to someone else and walk away. They ARE talking to someone else and you tell them you love them too. You look around for a hidden camera. You fart on them.10. You can't find your keys... You patiently look everywhere and you find them. You find an old piece of candy, eat it and then look for more candy. You steal keys from everyone you know and don't give them back unless they trade you for them. You trick people into thinking they are looking for a diamond and they can keep it if they find it. You tear up your whole house and find them later in your pocket. You don't lose your keys because you put a homing beacon on them.11. You can't think of anything else to talk about with your friend... You realize you are not talking to who you thought you were and start over with the same questions. You tell them you really like spending time with them. You are just waiting for an opportunity to offer them onion flavored gum, so it doesn't matter. You don't run out of questions when you are interrogating someone. You experiment with mind reading and try to force them to say something you are thinking about. You don't have any friends.12. You taste something someone has made and it's just horrible... You swallow it, and are too polite to decline another bite. You spit it back at them and tell them to stop cooking forever. You tell them it is not pleasant, and then ask them if they wouldn't mind some constructive criticism. You act like it's lodged in your throat, and then take off when the leave to go get help. You get upset because you think they are playing a joke on you or trying to poison you. You add some salt, a pinch of Cinnamon and a drop of honey, and it becomes the best thing since sliced bread...everyone wants it.13. You are stuck under a rock and no one is around... You are super strong, so you can lift it off. You go through a list in your mind of people you can blame this on. You wait patiently until someone arrives, maybe knitting a scarf or something. It's not you under the rock, it's a couple of innocent bystanders you quickly put in your place when you saw it coming. You got stuck upside down, so you have no idea that your bottom is sticking out from under a rock. You are beating yourself up for knowing you shouldn't have been standing there.14. You just found a bunch of money... You ask everyone around if it's theirs. You take out your knife in case someone else tries to take it from you. You give all of it away. You tie a string to it and yank it out of the way when people try to grab it. You secretly buy season passes to the opera, the local theatre and the art museum. You pick it up, then put it down, then pick it up, then put it down.15. Someone dares you to put your tongue on a 9-volt battery... You accidentally do it while trying to decline. You take it from them and shove it down their throat. You say, "That's cute." and they leave you alone. You do it and hold it longer than anyone else, then can't taste food for a week. No one asks you to do that because no one talks to you. You practice at home and get your tongue stuck between a Tessla Coil and one of those really strong magnets and you fry the right side of your face into a sort of palsy.