1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. Which colors look best on you? Bright colors (red, orange, etc) Pastel colors (yellow, pink, etc) Deep colors (blue, purple, emerald, etc) Neutral colors (white, brown, etc) 4. You are lost and wandering through a forest when a squirrel runs up to you and motions for you to follow it. What is your reaction? Stay where you are and try to figure out what to do next. You haven't trusted squirrels since one stole your calculator freshman year. Follow it! What's the worst that could happen? Awwwww, it's so cute!!! Can I keep it? Please? Ew. Squirrels. Nature. Gross. 5. When it comes to the opposite gender, you are most attracted to.. Gorgeous looks and a freakishly intelligent mind Somebody who's cute and can keep up with your sense of humor Somebody with lots of energy who likes spending time exercising with you :-) Anybody and everybody 6. Your best friend was captured by the evil Chief everKhaleieff. What do you do? You're more likely to be the one who was caught. Paint your face to match the people in the tribe and provide a distraction so your other friends can get to her. Go along with whatever plan your friends come up with. Figure out the most practical way to save her. 7. You absolutely hate... Being late Looking atrocious Squirrels. And annoyingly competitive fellow classmates. Boredom 8. You would most like to shop at a store where they have... the latest fashions, no matter what the cost cute, form-fitting clothes unique pieces that you can combine into millions of ensembles comfortable, modest clothes 9. Your favorite animal is a... Giraffe Dog Cat Squirrel 10. Your attitude towards school (when you were actually in high school...we're free!!)is... STUDY!! STUDY!!!! Must get into college!! *Anger* *Rage* *Loathing...unadulterated loathing* Boring. I like classes where I can actually do stuff, not just sit at a desk. The perfect place to catch up on all my texting and/or flirting. 11. What does this sentence mean to you?
"I smashed the orange pumpkin into the ground." It means what it says. Read it, you loser. I have a feeling my English teacher would want me to know that it is a literary symbol for somebody with a fear of rotund, orange-shirt-wearing individuals. Smashing pumpkins? That sounds like fun! Is that some kind of symbol? I hate symbolism. 12. You are ever so... Amazing! Adorable! Animated! Apathetic...this quiz is for immature people. I don't even know why I'm taking it. 13. Which Broadway lyrics best describe your outlook on life? "Now life is free and easy, much more philosopheezy!" ('My New Philosophy' from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown) "Everyone deserves a chance to fly!" ('Defying Gravity' from Wicked) "A committee should be organized to honor me!" ('I Feel Pretty' from West Side Story) "Always look on the bright side of life!" (Song of the same title from Spamalot)