Which member of Team Small Dog are You?

Now is YOUR chance to figure out which member of Team Small Dog you are - Senior member Timmy, original fast dog Ruby, that scallawag Otterpop, or the newest little party boy Gustavo.

Just take this fun and easy quiz, no pencil required. Unless you want to show your work on the bottom of the page. Or poke something now that you got it sharpened and everything.

Created by: laura hartwick of Team Small Dog
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. A nice thing to eat for you would be:
Is that my food bowl?
Give me that frisbee first.
Anything.
Hot dogs from a tupperware.
4. If you were forced at gunpoint by an armed ranger with an assault weapon to sum up your personality in one word, this word would do the trick:
Tired
Unpleasant
Cunning
I am Andre3000 of OutKast!
5. Your approach to dog agility is:
Party on! Tunnel, tunnel, tunnel, hiya!
Give me that damn frisbee first.
Null and void.
Approached through cunning, levels of soundness, speed and personality disorder of the day.
6. If you had a job that was not to just be a dog, and you were a human and this was a dream or science fiction, that job might be:
An evil and corrupt dictator with a heart of gold
A clipper ship captain
A spy or serial killer profiler with a shady past
Like, I am the guy on the Loveboat that mixes drinks and organizes parties for the ladeez!
7. When it's time to eat, you:
Are perfectly happy to eat everyone's food. Just take it.
May have a hard time finding your bowl.
Have certain OCD habits that you need to perform in an exact order before you eat.
Possibly will howl.
8. Your dream house is:
A spacious cattle ranch on the plains somewhere in West Texas, accessible by only 4wd on a dirt road.
A spacious ranch in the hills above Malibu, where Frances Bean Cobain sometimes comes over to play and you have to occassionally evacuate for fires.
A spacious ranch in Santa Barbara that was previously owned by Oprah until she Big Gived it to you.
A spacious ranch in Cayucos because how cool is the name Cayucos and it's right there at the sea.
9. There is a fly in your house. The best thing to do is:
This question just doesn't make any sense, perhaps rephrase in another language.
You must panic. Because witches and clowns sent by the CIA speak through flies in a direct circuit right into your brain.
Snap it up and chew in one bite.
You would be too busy running as fast as you can from the couch to the bedroom and back with a stuffed squirrel to notice.
10. Your ipod playlist includes:
Neil Young, ELO and Wilco.
Le Tigre, the Go-Gos and the Runaways.
Circle Jerks, Minutemen and Blondie.
Deee-Lite, Kool and the Gang and Gorillaz.
11. You hear this sentence a lot:
Hey gimmee back that frisbee!
What have you got in your mouth hey drop it hey come back gimmee that!
How did you become such a good citizen can't they all be like you?
You can't hear but people wave their hands right in front of your face a lot.
12. Your relationship to humans can pretty well be summed up as:
There are 6 humans in your universe that are approved. All others are suspicous at best.
I love you man! BFF! Party on! Can I move in with you because I love you?
You are pretty slutty and if there is food involved, humans are good things but otherwise ignore them.
They are useful for carrying you down the stairs and finding doors for you.
13. In your life before you joined the team, you:
Were sort of forlorn and skinny and might have wandered for some time.
Were feral and enjoyed snacks from dumpsters and ones you killed and gutted yourself.
Enjoyed chasing cars and trucks up and down country roads in an effort to attack their evil tires.
Que honda guero! Viva la raza!

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. A nice thing to eat for you would be:

Is that my food bowl?

Give me that frisbee first.

Anything.

Hot dogs from a tupperware.

4. If you were forced at gunpoint by an armed ranger with an assault weapon to sum up your personality in one word, this word would do the trick:

Tired

Unpleasant

Cunning

I am Andre3000 of OutKast!

5. Your approach to dog agility is:

Party on! Tunnel, tunnel, tunnel, hiya!

Give me that damn frisbee first.

Null and void.

Approached through cunning, levels of soundness, speed and personality disorder of the day.

6. If you had a job that was not to just be a dog, and you were a human and this was a dream or science fiction, that job might be:

An evil and corrupt dictator with a heart of gold

A clipper ship captain

A spy or serial killer profiler with a shady past

Like, I am the guy on the Loveboat that mixes drinks and organizes parties for the ladeez!

7. When it's time to eat, you:

Are perfectly happy to eat everyone's food. Just take it.

May have a hard time finding your bowl.

Have certain OCD habits that you need to perform in an exact order before you eat.

Possibly will howl.

8. Your dream house is:

A spacious cattle ranch on the plains somewhere in West Texas, accessible by only 4wd on a dirt road.

A spacious ranch in the hills above Malibu, where Frances Bean Cobain sometimes comes over to play and you have to occassionally evacuate for fires.

A spacious ranch in Santa Barbara that was previously owned by Oprah until she Big Gived it to you.

A spacious ranch in Cayucos because how cool is the name Cayucos and it's right there at the sea.

9. There is a fly in your house. The best thing to do is:

This question just doesn't make any sense, perhaps rephrase in another language.

You must panic. Because witches and clowns sent by the CIA speak through flies in a direct circuit right into your brain.

Snap it up and chew in one bite.

You would be too busy running as fast as you can from the couch to the bedroom and back with a stuffed squirrel to notice.

10. Your ipod playlist includes:

Neil Young, ELO and Wilco.

Le Tigre, the Go-Gos and the Runaways.

Circle Jerks, Minutemen and Blondie.

Deee-Lite, Kool and the Gang and Gorillaz.

11. You hear this sentence a lot:

Hey gimmee back that frisbee!

What have you got in your mouth hey drop it hey come back gimmee that!

How did you become such a good citizen can't they all be like you?

You can't hear but people wave their hands right in front of your face a lot.

12. Your relationship to humans can pretty well be summed up as:

There are 6 humans in your universe that are approved. All others are suspicous at best.

I love you man! BFF! Party on! Can I move in with you because I love you?

You are pretty slutty and if there is food involved, humans are good things but otherwise ignore them.

They are useful for carrying you down the stairs and finding doors for you.

13. In your life before you joined the team, you:

Were sort of forlorn and skinny and might have wandered for some time.

Were feral and enjoyed snacks from dumpsters and ones you killed and gutted yourself.

Enjoyed chasing cars and trucks up and down country roads in an effort to attack their evil tires.

Que honda guero! Viva la raza!

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