Which Hogwarts House Are You?
"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old and bald, Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with filling, With some interesting stuff, For now they're bare and full of air, Dead flies and bits of fluff, So teach us things worth knowing, Bring back what we've forgot, Just do your best, we'll do the rest, And learn until our brains all rot." Welcome to Hogwarts, the very best school for Wizardry and Witchcraft. Oh, so you would like to know what House you are assigned to? Well, report to the dining room immediately so our special hat can decide for you. You'd like to know how you get into a house? Well, depending on who you are, you along with 39 other new students will be sorted out equally into each house.
Hey there! I see you've already met Professor Albus Dumbledore. I'm the Sorting Hat, and I am going to decide which House you shall be directed to. Put me on.... "Ahh... this is a very, very tough one. But I think I have made my decision- you are now the newest member of....