What the hell why not

Here's a quiz about me. Take it. I'm supposed to make this so many characters long so it's going to be long and stupid for me to repeat saying here's a quiz about me so you should take it. Still not long enough? Damn. Ok fine, well this should JUST about be long enough by now? For crying out loud no it's not. Well I hope after you see/read this you still want to take my quiz. You have GOT to be kidding me. It has to be at least so many characters by now!

Do you think you know me? Let's see how well you do! Ok I'm trying to continue from the last paragraph into this one. I think it's silly we have to describe all this in at LEAST 150 words, why not give the option to do 1 character if we really want to? Seems silly. ANyways, take my quiz still!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. What color are my eyes?
Green
Brown
Hazel
Blue
Purple
Sage
2. What is my Mother's first name?
Lee
Kelsey
Lori
Janice
Susan
Mable
3. What year did I graduate from high school?
1995
1996
1997
1998
1999
Got a G.E.D. instead
4. Who's really going to win the Stanley Cup this year?
Pittsburg Penguins
Colorado Avalanche
Detroit Red Wings
Dallas Stars
Montreal Canadiens
Anaham Ducks
5. What do I have tattooed on my toes?
peace signs
"The Wife"
"Dons Wife"
teardrops
hearts
"thug wife"
6. What brand of cigarettes do I smoke?
Camel Turkish Silvers
Marlboro Reds
Camel wides
Capris
Camel Turkish Royals
Kools
7. What is my biggest fear?
Spiders
Balloons
Snakes
Running out of beer
Water
Tight spaces
8. What is my favorite scent?
Poopy diapers
Lilac
CK1
Rain
Cake baking
Vanilla
9. What is my favorite movie classified under?
Comedy
Romance
Brainless comedy
Family
Drama/suspense
Horror
10. What is my maiden name?
Haines
Schlutz
Schumacher
Lee
Jones
Waters
11. What do I collect?
Shoes
Coins
Sports memorbilia
Flowers
Purses
Jackelopes
12. What year was I born?
1980
1978
1997
1909
1975
1978
13. What drink do I always order at the bar?
Martini
Vodka/tonic
7&7
Beer
Tequilla sunrise
Vodka redbull
14. Am I left handed or right handed?
Left
Right
Ambedextrious
15. From what do I suffer?
Acid reflux
Hypertension
HIV
Bipolar disease
Gout
Bunyons
16. What is my favorite TV show?
Weeds
The Office
South Park
My Name is Earl
Dexter
Dallas
17. What kind of guns do I like to shoot?
Rifles
Shotguns
Handguns
Handguns and rifles
Shotguns and rifles
Shotguns and handguns
18. What meat do I really hate?
Pork
Chicken
Beef and chicken
Fish
Pork and fish
Fish and chicken
19. Who was my first writing influence?
Stephen King
Jim Morrison
Trent Reznor
Ann Rice
Dave Barry
20. What is my favorite hobby?
Snowshoeing
Skiing
Pooping
Eating
Photography
Traveling
21. Did you get a Christmas card from me last year?
No
Yes
22. Where is the giant shrine of the Guadelupe?
WY
MT
IA
UT
NE
AK
23. What time do I get up in the morning?
4 am
8 am
5am
6am
9am
noon
24. What is the last movie I pumped to everyone?
Flight of the living dead
Shawn of the living dead
License to Wed
Fido
Jackass 2
The Dawn
25. Who's the hottest SNL star ever?
Jimmy Fallon
Will Ferral
Eddie Murphy
Adam Sandlar
Dan Ackroyd
Chris Farley
26. Who is on my desktop picture?
Don
Me
Zach
Emmalee
Mason
My Gramma
27. What is my least favorite chore?
Laundry
Sweeping
Vacuuming
Dusting
Mopping
Dishes
28. Seriously, who is going to win the Stanley cup this year?
Detroit
Pittsburg
Dallas
England
Ireland
Rhode Island
29. Which of the following is NOT a tattoo I have?
Jackelope
Bomb
Pirate
Scooby Doo
Rubber chicken
Cheshire cat
30. What would I rather do?
Ski
Fish
Swim
Sleep
Fight
Shop
31. Are you pissed you took this?
Yes
No
I don't know

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