What KIRO Host Are You?

Are you destined to be reincarnated as a NewsTalk 710 KIRO radio host? If so, which one? Dori Monson? Dave Ross? Ron Upshaw? Don O'Neil? Phil Van Der Vort? Ciscoe Morris?

This quiz will help you identify which of NewsTalk 710 KIROs most popular personalities you may come find yourself as in the next life. The questions are all scientific.

Created by: Zan
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What form of transportation do you prefer?
Toyota Prius
Jaguar XK
Road Bike
Stationary Bike
Tractor
a Magical Griffin
4. What do you prefer to do when your air shift is over?
Enjoy a Hearty Mexican Lunch
Clear out Homeless Encampments
Flex in the Mirror
Read Back Issues of the Okanogan News-Journal
Cry
Journy to Narnia
5. Which is your Alma Mater?
University of Washington
Cornell University
Washington State University
Bally's Total Fitness Academy
School of Hard Knocks
Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
6. If the election were held tomorrow, you would vote for ...
John McCain
Michael Dukakis
Bob Barr
Barrack Obama
Ralph Nader
Willy Wonka
7. You just renewed your subscription to ...
Ephrata Examiner
The Economist
You Don't Subscribe to Magazines or Newspapers Because they're Dominated by the Liberal Elite, but You Have worldnetdaily.com Bookmarked
Shape
Bon Apetit
Horn Patrol: the Unicorn Breeder's Journal
8. Your dream guest is ...
JP Patches
Carl Jeffers
Pamela Anderson
Barrack Obama
Tom Tangney
Aldous Huxley
9. You'd be most likely to find this song on your iPod playlist ...
"Behold the Lord High Executioner" from Gilbert & Sullivan's Mikado
"The Hey Song" by Gary Glitter
"Old McDonald" by Traditional
"Float On" by Mighty Mouse
"Don't Leave Me This Way" by Thelma Houston
Anything by Ravi Shankar
10. If you were to get a new pet it would be a [BLANK] and you would name it [BLANK]:
Dog : Comet
Cat : Felix Saint-Lauren
Cow : Moo-sey
Kodiak Bear : Gladiator
A Piece of Cardboard : John
Leprechaun : Jim-Jim
11. You arrive at 13 Coins for dinner and, though you have a reservation, are made to wait an intolerable amount of time because your table is not ready. What do you exclaim to get faster service?
"IT'S HOUR NUMBER TWOOOOOOO!"
"Come on!!!"
"May I inquire when my table will be ready?"
"Don't worry, I stopped by DQ and Wendy's on my way over."
"Are my standards too high or are your standards too low?"
"I'm the Peppermint Emperor of Candyland!"
12. Do you like people?
Yes
No

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