What kind of smarts do you have?

This quiz is a quiz that will determine your level of intelligence. Don't worry if some of the questions make no sense, because if they don't, youre a moron. so dont sweat it. take your time.

are you a genius? do you have the brainpower to take over the world? or are you a retard, incapable of swalling his own spit? LETS FIND OUT! TO THE QUIZ!(all judgements made in this quiz are real and will affect your life)

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is the 147th digit of pi?
Pecan pie
Pumpkin pie
Your mother
I'm too good for this
9
Time to blow my brains out and use the insurance money to get a better one.
4. Where does the general keep his armies?
In the barracks
up his sleevies
No.
the cake is a lie.
Please just kill me, theres no way I can do this.
Somewhere
5. Why is this quiz so hard?
Because collin, you hate us.
Because it is
Pshh its not hard!
Thats impossible
thats what she said
Your face
6. divide: 789,000/57
Fish
The element iron, or Fe
All I know is that it ends in a decimal
The answer isnt on here because you're too lazy.
I like butternut squash!
hamster hamster hamster hamster hamster hamster hamster hamster...
7. What do you get when you toss a grenade in a french bathroom?
Dead frenchies?
I don't know, but i'm not cleaning it up.
You'd die from the explosion before you found out.
Linoleum blown-apart
Something that smells bad
I bet you think we'll pick this answer, huh?
8. Complete this sentence: The fox was really_ smart
not
Freakin'
qrbrbrbbrbrlll
a bit
9. Why did the man in mexico push is wife of the cliff?
Tequila
Jalapeno
For the insurance money
10. Last question:How many protons does the element hydrogen have?
1
-1
The kitchen sink
Your quiz will prove nothing, goodbye.
11. Why wasn't that the last question?
o
my
god
I
hate
you
12. Is this the last question?
why does it matter?
No.

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