What kind of sausage are you?

There are many quizzes out there, but none attempt to determine what kind of meat by product you would be, if, in fact, you were a meat by product. Pies-yes, fruit-yes, but sausage-no. So I decided to put to rest this age old question, so that we can all sleep a little easier tonight when we lay our downy heads upon the pillow. But when asked I will disavow any knowledge of this quiz and it's exsistence.

Are you sausage like in your tendencies and not even know it? Could taking this quiz save your life? Does taking this quiz really matter in the grand scheme of things ,in an ever-expanding universe of which we are only the smallest tiny portion? Are you bored.. if you answered yes to any or all of these questions then this quiz could maybe be the right quiz for you. Be warned it is not for the faint of heart.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your favorite season?
Summer
Winter
Spring
Fall
I don't care as long as there is Heat or A/C
Fishsticks
4. When you go to a party which activity are you likely to start?
Parcheesi
Strip Poker
Quarters ( a shots game)
Naked Slip and Slide
Truth or Dare
Hot Potato
5. What is you favorite alcoholic beverage?
Something fruity and sweet with an umbrella
Beer
Wine
Anything you can chug
Any hard liquor. Preferably several at once
Any malt liquor that comes in a brown bag
6. Do you like stuffing or being stuffed? (with food of course)
I stuff anything that moves
Both in any order
Stuffing is gross
Stuffing is my bag
I have no idea what you are talking about
Stuffing is only for Thanksgiving
7. Why do you take quizzes?
To post them on Myspace, as many times a day as I can
I think everyone should know exactly who I am by reading my quiz results
I believe quizzes are true and accurate predictions of behavior, personality, and really anything under the sun
I take quizzes when I am bored
I take quizzes to silence the voices in my head
I take quizzes because I need to stop the ever expansive downward spiral that my life is taking
8. Who was your favorite dictator?
Mussolini
Napolean
Hitler
Kim Jong ll
Stalin
Saddam
9. Do you eat toast
Yes
No
Maybe
10. Which option is the most favorable?
Getting both your hands smashed by a hammer
Getting your leg torn off by a shark
Being mocked by a homeless person with no fashion sense who beats you with his wooden leg
Having someone skin you alive with a dull potato peeler
11. What is the least favorable option?
Going to heaven where everyone wears white and sings hymns all day
Being locked in a cell with only top 40 hits playing over and over again for all eternity
Chinese water torture
A boy band live in concert
A day without sausage
12. Are you ready to end this quiz?
yes
yes
maybe

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