What kind of root vegetable are you?

Root vegetables. You know them, you love them. Or maybe you hate them. Either way, you've probably been wondering which one best represents you- the onion, the beet, the carrot, the turnip or the potato.

This quiz will finally give you the answer you've been looking for. Share your result with friends, enjoy remembering it at your next meal, perhaps plant some of them in honor of yourself.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When choosing a personal scent, what do you look for?
Something earthy and natural.
Something musky and sensual.
Something sweet and floral.
Something clean, like laundry or soap.
Something spicy, an attention-getter.
4. What kind of meals do you usually prepare?
Exotic dishes. People are afraid of and intimidated by your meals.
Healthy dishes with ingredients like quinoa and Bragg's Liquid Amino.
Easy, child-friendly dishes such as grilled cheese, hot dogs or creamed tuna and peas, followed by Hoodsies or popsicles.
Elaborate, time consuming spectacles that are better photographed than eaten.
You prefer to be served rather than serve and the thought of touching raw meat makes you queasy and appalled.
5. What is your favorite color?
A deep, somber gray.
A withdrawn, quiet pale blue.
A loud, obnoxious scarlet.
A rich, pompous violet.
A cheery if slightly hysterical orange.
6. What kind of pet would you like?
A cranky, destructive old cat.
A hyperactive, yappy little dog.
A fish that swims quietly and minds its own business.
A large tank of earthworms.
An enormous parrot that bites first and asks questions later.
7. What's your idea of a pleasant evening?
A night in alone spent reading or knitting.
A night out with a large group at a club or bar.
A night out with a small group at a poetry reading or lecture.
You and a partner walking along a beach under the stars.
Volunteering at the soup kitchen of a homeless shelter.
8. What did you dream of being when you grew up?
A doctor or nurse.
A circus performer.
A princess who is also a circus performer.
The US Attorney General.
A cranky, destructive old cat.
9. If you were to refer to yourself in the third person using a nickname, what nickname would you give yourself?
The Skank.
The Buffer Zone.
The Fishstick.
The Creampuff.
The US Attorney General.
10. Do you even like root vegetables?
Yes, I must have them.
No, I find them dirty and unappealing.
11. How do you eat your root vegetables?
Sitting nicely at the table with a napkin tucked into your shirt.
Sitting nicely in a high chair with a nice clean bib. What a big boy/girl!
In front of the television balancing your plate on your lap. Careful there!
In the car while driving, talking on the phone and switching the radio station. Careful there!
I wouldn't touch a root vegetable if my life depended on it.
12. Would you recommend root vegetables to others?
Yes, absolutely.
Never. Never.

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