What job will you have?

If you are looking for what job suits you best, do my quiz and find out what you were destined to be by answering questions you'll face during your childhood then fill in an aptitude test.

Could you have an awesome lifestyle, I did NOT intend any offense to anyone with these jobs and remember, if you don't think the answers through, you'll rot in hell forever

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. In the womb, how long do you stay?
8 months and 2 weeks, nice and early!
9 months, just on time!
9 months 2 weeks, Fashionably late!
4. 1 year old, wanna try this 'walking' thingymabob
No! I'll pick it up when I need to
I'll give it a go
I'm gonna try until I've mastered!
I'm fine with crawling
5. 2 year old, whats your first word
Dada/Mama
'Your name'
SpannerMonkey
Telly
Play
Hippopotamonstrasequipedalophobia (The fear of long words, the irony!)
6. 3 year old, first dat at school
Yay!
Ohh!
7. 4 year, you got a booboo! (an injury)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
So? Just get a plaster!
Thats barely anything
Don't patronize me!
8. 5 year old bully tells you to meet him
Go, I'm tougher than this punk!
Chicken out
9. 6 year old, sports day what event you in?
Sprint, i'm a born runner
3 legged race, share the blame
Egg and spoon, i'm a balanced calm person
Obstacle course, they're barely obstacles
Sack race, i like jumping up and down in a sack
10. 7 year old, the thought that santa doesn't exist grows and grows, does he
Yes
No
11. 8 year old, the question crops up, what d'ya wanna be when you grow up?
That spoils the point of the quiz
A train driver
12. 9 year old, your about to enter middle school, you can choose between the good school and the school with all your friends in
Good school a good education is worth more than anything
School with mates, its not what you know its who you know
13. 10 year old, welcome to middle school
Dammit harder work!
Hooray more challenging work!
14. 11 year old, time you start dating, whats your type
Attractive
Smart
I wanna be a larry loner
15. 12 year old, you get pocket money and save up to buy...
A mobile
A microscope
A games console
A load of food and drink
Nothing, I'll start a bank account
A CD player
16. 13 year old, my age when i made it
Great! Did I mention I love you and your great
Great! Did I mention I love you and your great
Great! Did I mention I love you and your great
Great! Did I mention I love you and your great
Great! Did I mention I love you and your great
Great! Did I mention I love you and your great
17. 14 year old, you can take a part time job, what price range you looking for
No job, can't be asked
£500, but I don't think I can commit
I won't work much but i'll get a well earned £15 a day
18. 15 year old, Are you bored (I am)
Yes
No
19. 16 year old, important test, question: True or False, you can only see the great wall of China from space
True
False
20. 17 year old, woried about the job aptitude test?
I have nerves of steel
I am scared s**tless
21. 18 year old, you are about to take a job aptitude test consisting of 10 questions Q.1 What word best describes you
Wacky
Intelligent
Balanced
22. Q.2 A train is speeding towards five people tied to the track, pulling a lever attracts the lever to somewhere else, but that will run over 1 person, who gets it?
The 5 people- They're destined to be killed by the train
The 1- 5 lives outnumbers 5
23. Q.3 Is there a god
Yes
No
24. Q.4 Do you want the best job in the world!
Yes
No
25. Q.5 Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, fair or unfair
Fair
Unfair
26. Q.6 What do you think of John and Edward
Their Good
Their S**t
27. Q.7 Would you see that last question in an actual test
Yes
No
Their S**t
28. Q.8 You can stop now if you want, just click 'I stopped' on the last two
Continue
Stop
29. Q.9 Would you like to be unemployed
Yes
No
I stopped
30. Q.10 Click Submit to see your job
Ok, I'll just accept what I am
Make me the Cabby, Please!!!

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