What Is Your Hogwarts House?
"Oh, you may not think I'm pretty, But don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat then me. You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all."
"There's nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can't see, So try me on and I will tell you Where you ought to be. So put me on! Don't be afraid! And don't get in a flap! You're in safe hands (though I have none) For a Thinking Cap."