What is your fortune for today?

Tired of those same ol' horoscopes in the daily paper? Well heres a totally inaccurate horoscope specially created just for you! Entertainment purposes only, $9.99 a minute, cash in advance!

The spirits are conversing on your Fortune. You result will appear shortly. And apparently, your check has bounced, so im gonna need that $9.99 now... come on.. cough it up... Hey you think i spit out fortunes for free?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your sign?
Taurus, Aries,or Pices
Virgo, Capricorn, or Saggitarius
Aquarius, Gemini, Or Cancer
Libra, Scorpio, or Leo
4. Do you usually read your horoscope?
Yes everyday
No not often
Somtimes
Never
5. How is your luck, normally?
Pretty good, cant complain.
Not bad.. could be better
Wonderful!
Uh, it sucks.
I dont belive in luck.
Its just ok..
6. How is your Karma?
Not bad, i try to do good things
Not good, im kinda selfish
Whats Karma?
Hahaha! screw Karma!
7. Do you carry a charm or talisman for good luck, Like a four leaf clover or rabbits foot?
Yes i have a good luck charm
No i but i want one
Yes i have one, but its not really for luck
No i dont belive in that sort of thing
8. Do you have a religion?
Yes, and im active
Yes, but i dont practice much
No i just never really got into it
No i think religion is mind control
Im not religious, but im spiritual
9. Place your palm on the screen so as i may read it.
Ok..
Sure
No way
How would you know if i did anyway?
10. Ok, now take a deep breath and concentrate on your future, and what you want your fortune to reveal.
Sure, ok
Are you serious?
Come on, this is a joke, right?
Why not, i got nothing else to do
11. Ok, now pick a number from 1 to 6
1
2
3
4
5
6
12. And finally, What time of day were you born?
Morning
Afternoon
Evening
Night
Bewteen midnight and dawn
i dont know

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