1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. How did you wake up this morning? Lazily, didn't really want to move but had to I woke up in the worst possible way... F*&# you I wish my morning had been more eventful The birds were singing, the breeze blowing in my window, it was beautiful4. If someone asked you a stupid question right now.... I would be amused, anything unusual would amuse me right now yawn and ask them to repeat glare them down before chastising them for their ignorance Answer quickly and move on to discussing more important things like my problems Smile, chuckle, and give them an answer5. You have car problems today, your response is.... I hate this car! Piece of S#*%! This immediately followed by maming your vehicle. Oh well, I'll catch a ride, hopefully it's nothing expensive. Oooo Maybe I can get a new car! Well at least there's something going on to focus my thoughts on... Well isn't this great? Can anything else go wrong? Followed by breaking down and crying. Go back inside, and maybe take a nap6. Your food gets burned, you.... Throw it out and lie down. Think to yourself : Oh well, making the food again should fill up about 10 minutes... Freak out, break the dish, break the appliance you were using and skulk into the other room Sit down on the floor amongst the remains and have a good sniffle Raise an eyebrow, laugh at yourself, and begin remaking it.7. Your cell phone loses reception, you... Laugh and call the person back, then you both have a laugh about it. Sigh and put your phone down....they'll call back. Turn your phone off, you are sick of being woken up by it Maybe it wasn't the reception, maybe they just don't want to hear your voice, you just knew everyone hated you. Break the phone and get furious at the person on the other end convinced they had something to do with it8. Someone you haven't spoken to in a long time shows up at your house, you.... Scold them for not calling first, then sternly send them away. Jump at the chance for company and spend a good 5 hours catching up Hug them tightly and tell them all the things that have gone wrong in your life since you last saw them Scream, jump on them, and catch up, followed by happily talking about old times. Invite them in but nod off while they're telling you all they've done the last couple years.9. Lose a letter or bill you were supposed to mail today, you.... Throw your hands up in the air and ask god why he punishes you so. Lose it and rip through everything in your house, occasionally screaming how furious you are. Look around for it and when you don't find, smile rewrite it or call. Go to look for it but collapse onto the bed as you walk by it. Become amused at the situation, at least looking for this will take up some time.10. It is very hot out today, your reaction is... The heat makes me sleepy.... Of course it would be hot, the humidity makes me miserable Better hot than cold, there are more possibilities when it's warm out. Isn't it beautiful? Wonderful day for a hike, or a swim, everything smells and looks wonderful outside! Uck, I hate the humidity, this is awful, my f*&#ing air conditioner would not turn on so I broke it.11. So far today has been..... Rather dull for the most part Wonderful, it's a beautiful day I'm not sure I haven't left this chair/bed Miserable, I wish I wouldn't have gotten out of bed What kind of question is that? I'll kill you and eat you.....12. What are your plans for the rest of the day? Relaxing, maybe resting or napping... Enjoying the weather, hanging out with friends, good food and good company! Tragic, my life is so wrong, how could it get any better? Anything that I can focus my attention on. That's a stupid question. What do you think this is? Get out of my face.