1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. Your friend is having a party, and you're probably going to have a swim in her pool. Your choice of swimsuit is ... a gorgeous bikini some swimwear, with a rash top and board shorts over them uh ... whatever I can find, I guess something covered in a wacky colourful pattern! a normal one. I'd bring a spare, in case anyone forget theirs. "Poolside"? No way! I'd go to a creek ... or a forest stream ... 4. If somebody took a tour of your wardrobe, what would they see? Not much. I lend a lot of my clothes to other people. T-shirts with hilarious slogans on them! Practical clothes. Sure they're a little stained ... good for hiking, though! Clothes. Durr ... All the latest fashions! I'd never let anyone root through my clothes! 5. You are going on a horse trek with your friends, and you are allowed to choose your own horse. You choose ... the one that the guide says can be trusted with a baby the one who pulls a face at you and seems to have a sense of humour the one with the pretty build and gorgeous mane the well-behaved one ... after you've helped your friends find good horses the one that suits your riding ability, of course! the one that the guide will allow you to ride bareback 6. Your dream saddle is ... anything I can put on a horse's back and sit on something normal, that won't draw too much attention something comfortable to sit in a fancy, eye-catching show saddle a saddle patterned with crazy colours and shapes. Awesome ... no saddle. Bareback. 7. You are at a riding lesson and your riding teacher says you are riding Thunderhead, the fastest pony in the barn. You've never ridden him before, and in your last lesson he bucked someone off! You reaction ...? Whoop with delight! This is going to be FUN! Oh great! Now you could fall and mess up your new jodhs ... Start shaking. You're dead meat. Feel quite nervous, and try not to annoy him by being extra gentle Sigh. It'll be a challenge, but your riding teacher believes you can do it, so you'll try. Try some horsewhispering techniques before the lesson. Let him know you are not a threat, but are in charge. 8. You are riding Sheba, the gentlest pony at the yard, on a forest trail. Suddenly, a dog leaps out of a bush yapping and your horse takes off, finally dumping you unceremoniously in the middle of a creek. You feel ... Amused. That was actually fun! Let's do it again! Terrified. You definitely don't want to get back on! Indignant. Isn't the horse supposed to be well-behaved? A bit shocked. But anyway, back into the saddle! Sorry for the horse. It got a bad fright! A little miffed at yourself for not paying closer attention. You could have prevented the bolt. 9. You couldn't live without ... ... horses. ... friends. ... a refuge. ... fashion. ... breathing. ... humour. 10. What horse colour do you think you're going to get? Um ... is this a trick question? Something pretty? Dunno. I'm not saying! I haven't got a clue. Tell me! None of these answers are real colours! 11. Which group contains you favourite sorts of breeds? Arabian, Akhal-Teke, Saddlebred ... Mustang, Przewalski, Brumby ... Shetland, Falabella, Welsh Pony ... Quarter Horse, Stock Horse, Cleveland Bay ... Lipizzaner, Andalusian, Lusitano ... Appaloosa, Pony of the Americas, Knabstrup ... 12. This is your last question. How did you feel about this quiz? I don't need to tell you that! Meh. Could've been riding. It was okay, I guess! Too many of these on the web ... I've seen crazier ... Awesome! Can't wait to see what I am!