1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You find a purse while shopping. You... check for any wads of paper. WADS OF PAPER! look to see if there's any money, but feel guilty and go to the help desk to find the owner. take some stuff from the purse and put it back. immediately take it to the help desk to see if you can find the owner.4. Your friend and you have planned a surprise party for his/her sister, but your grandma dies and her funeral is on the same day. What do you tell your friend? Guess what? My grandma died, so the clouds are going to be green on Tuesday. Sorry 'bout that, chum. Hey-my grandma died. Sorry, but I can't come to the party, her funeral's on that day. Dude, is the party still on? Hey, I'm REALLY REALLY SORRY but my grandmother died recently, and her funeral *sob* is on the same day as the surprise party! What am I to do? *sobs*5. You get rejected from the college of your dreams. How do you react? NO THE MEN IN WHITE COATS WITH NEEDLES ARE AFTER ME AGAIN. I ALREADY TOLD THEM I'M BUSY TOMORROW SO I CAN'T HAVE A SLEEPOVER. ARGH! Hey look, a bee. Hmm. Pity I got rejected. Oh w- Ahh sleepy.... Aww c'mon!! That's not fair! *goes and bawls eyes out* WTF I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS! WWWHHHYYYYY???!!! Oh no! This is horrible! I guess I have to go find a new college... *sighs and stares at rejection letter*6. A shining figure in white robes and a halo and beautiful wings comes to you in the middle of a barbecue and tells you that you have a great destiny. How do you react? Oh yay! Is it finding the mysterious purple carnivorous turtle?! YAY!! R U TOTALLY SERIOUS?! *dances around happily* NO EFFING WAY! DANG, GOTTA TELL MY MOM! Oh wow! I wonder if it's finally curing diabetes? Or AIDS, HIV, or saving starving children all over the world? This is great!7. You're in a tragic car accident, and you have to get a leg amputated. How do you feel about this? Oh wow! I heard having one leg attracts the green stag beetle! Perhaps I'll see one now! Oh no, this is THE MOST HORRIBLE THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! WHYYYYY MEEEEEEEEE????!!!!!!!! WTF THEY CAN'T TAKE MY LEG OFF THAT'S INHUMANE *****! Oh, this is absolutely horrible! My mom and dad will be so upset! Oh, dear!8. A boy is getting beaten up at school, and there's no one to help him. You... eat my lunch and put the crumbs in my hair. hesitate, but run off as fast as I can and get help. tackle the bullies and kick some ass the old fashioned way! run and get some grown-ups to deal with the situation, then see if the victim is alright.9. While you are doing volunteer hours at a nursing home, one of the elderly people collapses and stops breathing. What do you do? East cubed cheese, because cubes are 3D. And cheesy. Grab a phone, call the hospital hotline and get help. Panic, because you zoned on the CPR lessons. Bend over and give him mouth-to-mouth CPR, because time is ticking.10. You are asked to fill out a quiz, asking you strange questions about what animal you would be if you answer all the questions. How do you feel about the quiz? Is cubed cheese a prize? Boorriinngggg..... URGH THIS IS ADDICTING! Why am I being FORCED to take a quiz? What kind of question is this, anyway? o__o"11. Some hot guy/girl accidently spills whatever drink they're holding on your new shoes. You... tell them that pink is an ugly color, and not in the rainbow. demand they apologize/Ask them to dinner or something vaguely related. tell them that extremely stupid and clumsy of them/Ask them to go on a date with you. go "Whoops, didn't see you there! So sorry about the drink, I'll buy you a new one!"12. You burn your foot in a bizarre accident while camping. What is your reaction? Well I'll be darned! First I came here looking for the green stag beetle and purple carnivorous turtle, but an orange panda bit me instead! Ouch! Dang, that was hot! Better cool it off *mutter mutter* WTF IS THAT FIRE DOING THERE THAT HURTS AGGHGHGH Ouch! Someone, please get me some cold water and some gauze to wrap my foot up! Don't want an infection, you know!13. You go on a jungle expedition to save a near-extinct species of bird. While you are camping out, a constrictor wraps itself around your partner. You... Nibble GRASS and ask "What's up PROFFESOR?" Yell and scream and flap my arms wildly. Tackle the snake and try to pry it off your friend before he dies. Radio the nearest hospital and pour warm water on the snake to make it relax its muscles.