Ultimate White and Nerdy Quiz

They see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy

Think Mr. Yankovic wrote that song about you? Better take this quiz to see just how nerdically-endowed (and melanin-deprived) you are!!! Only then can you truly claim your moniker of WHITE AND NERDY!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Were you first in your class?
Yes
No
4. Were you first in your class?
Yes
No
5. Did you go to an IT?
Yes
No
6. Did you go to college in Massachusetts?
Yes
No
7. Do you consider yourself a champion at D&D?
Yes! Roll to hit!
No. WTF is AC?
8. Is MC Escher your favorite MC?
Yes
No
9. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea?
Tea is delicious...so relaxing...
No. Gimme booze!
10. My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary?
True
False
11. All of my action figures are cherry.
They're still in their packaging! Mint condition!
No. I play with them. Duh!
12. Stephen Hawking's in my library
Yes
No
13. Your MySpace page all totally pimped out? Got people beggin' for your top eight spaces?
The internet is my beyotch.
Myspace is for tweens and sexual predators.
14. Know pi to a thousand places?
3.141592653874...etc. Really?
Well...I know a decent bit of it.
Baked goods have a thousand places?
15. Ain't got no grills but still wear braces?
Yes. And I get lunch stuck in them.
No, but I still wear a retainer...grr.
Facial bling all the way!
My teeth are naturally perfect...or I don't care.
16. Order all your sandwiches with mayonnaise?
Yum!
Eww!
17. Wiz at Minesweeper, you could play for days?
Monitor...sucking me in...
But I could go outside!
18. There's no killer app you haven't run?
Oh yeah!
What's a killer app?
19. At PASCAL you're number one!
Yeah!
No way!
20. Do vector calculus just for fun?
It's so entertaining!
Only for class.
Calculus? RUN AWAY!
21. Ain't got a gat, but got a soldering gun?
Solder away!
Both!
Neither.
Boomstick!
22. Happy Days your favorite theme song?
'Eeeey!
I prefer the one from...
23. Could kick butt in a game of ping pong?
Oh yes.
Oh no!
24. Ace any trivia quiz brought on?
I will be victorious!
I'm more practical...
25. Fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon?
BOTH!
Just one.
Neither.
26. Own a Segway?
VROOM!
How does it stand up?
27. Collect X-Men comics?
*SNIKT!*
Mutants? Danger Room? Huh?
28. Pocket protector? Ergonomic keyboard?
BOTH!
Just one.
Neither.
29. Shop online for writeable media?
Only place to go for it!
Naw...
30. Edit wikipedia?
What! The page was locked by the mods? ARGH!
???
31. Memorized Holy Grail really well and can recite it right now and have me R-O-T-F-L-O-L?
Ni! Ni! Ni!
Go away before I taunt you a second time!
32. Got a business doing websites?
HTML is my friend...
Design interfaces hurt my brain.
33. Got a homepage for your dog?
WOOF!
*Whimper*
34. Got a fanny pack from the gap?
Roger roger!
Got it elsewhere...
Who needs fanny packs?
35. Get freaky at night with bubble wrap?
*POP POP*
The thought pains me.
36. In AV club? Glee club? How about the chess team?
TRIFECTA!
Two of them.
Just one.
Zilch.
37. Was the only question you ever thought was hard was "Do you like Kirk or Picard?"
KHAAAAAN! Oh god yes!
Oh god no!
38. Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair?
If at all possible!
People in armor frighten me.
39. Got your name on your underwear.
So people can learn my name when they give me wedgies!
On MY designer underclothes?
40. FINAL QUESTION: So...how about that STAR WARS Christmas Special?
HAVE IT!
SEEN IT!
Nuh-uh. No way.
Huh?

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