True Poond Quiz

There are many amateurs out there but very few true poonds! A poond is someone who feels that shame is only an obstacle in the way of a gaining the attention of a beautiful girl. A poond is always prepared to try anything as long as he succeeds!

Are you a poond? Do you have what it takes to follow, stare, persist like a grey-hound? Have you always wondered who you are? What you stand for? Take the quiz and find out your true identity!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You are standing outside a building and suddenly a group of girls pass by you. What do you do?
Stare at them like a hungry dog
Glance at them
Follow them
Pretend that they don't exist
Giggle like a teenage girl
4. You are at a traffic signal and the car next to you is filled with beautiful women. What do you do?
Honk the horn!
Glance at them by pretending that you are adjusting the rear view mirror
Start talking with the person sitting next to you
Adjust your sunglasses
Blow a kiss!
5. You are sitting at a restaurant with a friend. All of sudden a group of girls pass behind your friend. Your friend asks, "Kon guzra?" What do you say?
No one
Yaar bohat hi fit bachi
What? Kiya....poocha?
Chup kar aur dekhnay day!
Chor yaar
6. You go out on a date with your girl friend. During your conversation with her you notice that a beautiful girl is staring at you. What do you do?
Continue talking with your girl friend
Stare back at her
Smile back at her
Tell your girl friend to shut up!
Get up and talk to the girl
7. You are at an office presentation. The person making the presentation is very attractive. What do you do to get his/her attention?
Ask an intelligent question
Ask any question to gain attention
Laugh at his/her jokes
Wave at him/her
Ask for her/his number at the end of the presentation
8. You are at a relatives wedding where the men are not allowed to mingle with the women. How do you behave?
Sneak into the ladies section
Don't care
Offer to help in the ladies section
Demand that you be allowed to go in!
Stand outisde the entrance to the ladies section
9. You receive a copy of Time Magazine with a revealing picture of a beautiful actress on the back cover. What do you do?
Stare at the back cover
Call other friends and show them the back cover
Read the magazine
Start fantasizing about the actress
Shout: "Toba Toba!"
10. A beautiful girl approaches you to understand a difficult mathematical concept. What do you do?
Explain the concept
Ignore the question and start complementing her
Stare at her body
Get tongue tied
Tell her that you are busy
11. You receive an "adult" video clip from a colleague. What do you do?
Play it loudly in the office!
Wait till you get back home before you play it
Delete the clip
Forward it to others
Curse your friend for sending such a clip
12. What do you do pass your time?
Read a book
Drive around a market at peak hour
Socialize with all the women in the office
Make crank calls to random women
Watch rap music videos

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