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There are many individuals that want to get on my bus and ride the funness, however; there is a sliding scale. You will need to prepare and spend many hours knowing Lancers. I bid you good luck.

So you want to be a friend of Lancers? Do you have what it takes? I want you to know that this will go down on your permanent record. Thus, you will need to get over your anxieties and keep your eyes on the prize.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What's your take on the following statement? Give a man a fire and he will for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Wow Lance, that is mean.
Geeeez, this is some funny stuff.
Ummmm, I do not get it.
Blah, blah, your humor blows.
Yea, I've heard this one before.
4. When you are stuck in a conversation about something irrelevant to your line of reasoning or stopped by somone that you do not want to talk to, you?
Pretend that the conversation/person is the best subject to engage with.
Keep responding with, "Well, I think that is just neat."
Do not care, because all subjects and people are extremely interesting.
Quickly change the subject and/or avoid it.
Are polite and excuse yourself at the most convenient moment.
5. What is your favorite type of art?
Impressionism
Realism
Precious Moments, Cherished Teddies, Warm, Fuzzy stuff
Abstract
Contemporary/Art Deco
6. Whats your drink, during last "Last Call."
Coffee
Shoot, I never make to Last Call.
Long Island Iced Tea
Natural Ice
Scotch & Water
Pack of Smokes and a 6 pack to go.
7. The following movies have something in common: "A Clock Work Orange," 2001: A Space Odyssey," "Full Metal Jacket," "Dr. Strange Love," What is it?
They are all too weird for my liking.
I have never heard of any of these films.
They all have a character named, "Hal."
They are all Stanley Kubrick Films
In all of them, the main character drinks milk.
8. You prefer shopping for clothes at?
Wal-Mart
Banana Republic
Kohls
Gap
Thrift Store
Macys
9. A sunny day is a great excuse to....
Do the same things you do any other day.
Give thanks.
Sit and wait for rain.
Ignore it and find something else to complain about.
Break out the cooler, sun screen, and frisbee.
10. I'm taking this quiz, because?
I was intrigued.
It was created by Lancers, so I HAD to take it.
I had nothing better to do.
The paint has already dried.
The questions were so good, I had to keep going!
11. When making fun of somebody, you target what first?
I would never!
Weight
Hair
Intellect
Mother
12. The Cheap Trick song, "I want you to want me," was written by a person that was.....
Desparate
a Whore
a Lyrical Genius
Ummmm...Who the hell is Cheap Trick?
Focused on creating a TOP 40 hit.
13. You prefer peanuts....
In the shell
Unsalted
Salted
as Butter
None of the above.
14. Success! You have no completed this Quiz. You will now?
Tell everyone about it.
Take it again, because you liked it so much.
Want your 3 minutes back.
Feel that you have acquired new knowledge
Spend countless amount of hours filling out quizes
Die, because I have officially, now completed all of my life accomplishments

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