this aint a rice race

"Some of us watch t.v. Some of us embody the spirit of the stars. Some of us can quote all the lines of Napoleon Dynamite. A mere few live the pirate life on dry land."

"What type of rice will you be? Do you have the finishing lines to make it through the fields? In moments you can KNOW where you rank in the backwoods!Good Luck"

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. This aint a scene it's a...
G*ddam arms race
dead horse race
massacre
rice race
4. Who's gonna clean this mess?
the garbage man
my mom
I will!
yo'momma
5. Make sure Z doesn't eat this - it's...
doggie ice cream!
expensive cheese cake!
your sister's science project.
the midget's leftovers!
6. I've heard of one. It's nigh uncatchable - It's called~
the Blue Bonnet.
the Black Pearl.
the SS Beagle.
Greased Lightning!
7. I never drink...
EV-AH!
water.
wine.
alone.
8. Rocky loves...
ADRIAN!
EMILY!
knuckle sandwiches.
cheesesteaks.
9. Keep the change you-
cashier you!
filthy animal!
Loser!
sexy mama!
10. Browndale~home of the...
homeless.
Lionshead brewery.
midget,the clueless & dawgs.
hide from the cops&(X)junkies.
ALL OF THE ABOVE^.
11. The remote is missing ~ what now?
watch the blue screen.
yell at someone.
get up & (gasp!) change the channel.
call the midget over-she'll find it.
12. Coke or Pepsi?
Cherokee RED!
diet anything.
COKE
pepsi
why's the rum gone?

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