The Sanity Quiz

Welcome. You may have seen on TV the really insane people who eat other people and burn statues of Satan. There is probably some guy you know and you swear is under the influence. Then there is the guy who was dropped on his head when he was a baby.

The question is, who are you? You may think that your completely normal, but Robert Lee Yates was considered normal until he murdered 15 prostitutes. So, up for discovering the truth?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Rise and shine, it's morning. What do you do first?
Get dressed
Rush to a mirror and comb hair
Cook beef jerkey on a bonfire you lit...in your room
Shave your head.
Take an axe and chop your door down
ROOT BEER
4. Let's head to the kitchen. What's for breakfast, Boyardee?
Nothing, I'm fasting for a Pagan holiday
Whatever the traps catch outside.
Next person that moves...
Toast
Whatever was for dinner last night
ROOT BEER
5. Well, since we all need to go to school, (in this quiz your in school) How are you going to get there?
Ride my unicycle
Drive the truck I slept in last night
Hijack a school bus...kids are good fuel source
Walk
Fly on a "magic" carpet
Drive my root beer powered veichle while drinking root beer
6. You see your crush walking down the street. What do you do?
Throw a pie at their face
Ask them to clean your underwear
Say hello
Offer them your ear
Say I love you in Latin
Throw a Root Beer bottle with a bow on it at them
7. Your at school, and soon you're in your first class, which is boring. What do you do?
Draw pentagrams on the desk
Throw knives at the teacher
Pluck nose hairs
Peirce your ear with a paper clip
Text your friends
Sniff root beer bottles
8. School's over. Now what?
Go to your friend's house
Burn down a building...again.
Lick a picture of Britney Spears
Start a congo line in the streets
Speak backwards to piss people off
ROOT BEER
9. Your crush just kissed you at your house. What do you do?
Kiss them back...duh
Go to the bathroom and eat breath mints
Convert her to Satanism
Get her a pet lisence.
Eat her heart
ROOT BEER
10. Last question. Completely random. ... PICK A COLOR!
Red
Blue
Green
Orange
Pink
Brown
11. just kidding. Now, if you woke up in the middle of the desert, the first thing you would do is...
Strip and tan yourself
Dig Dig Dig!
Do the chicken dance
Cut your arm off and throw it.
Call 911
Find root beer
12. Now this is the last question. Where is the Dark Crystal?
The What?
Rings a bell...
I can't find it! It's so hard...
TOP FLOOR SIXTH DOOR TO THE RIGHT!!!!!!!
In my hands...yes....in my hands
It's a type of root beer. Give it to ME!

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