The REAL Massachusetts Driver's Test

This is the real Massachusetts Driver's Test. To be succesful the test taker must be familiar with the accepted rules of the road in Massachusetts, not the statutory rules, nor the accepted rules in other states. This quiz is not designed to entertain, but is a realistic evaulation of your Massachusetts driving knowledge.

This test was created to make the test taker evaluate each and every answer completely before coming to a concrete resolution. This test will differentiate the wanna-be's with the best drivers in the Commonwealth. Take your time, these questions are designed to trick you.

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1. When the traffic light turns Yellow:
You must stop if safe to do so.
Ya gotta make the light, speed up!
Depends on the delay at that particular intersection.
Look both ways and proceed with caution
2. You are on a two way road, and you want to take a left. A vehicle on that road wants to enter your lane of traffic. You must:
Let the car into the road and then take the left.
Take the left without thinking twice, and without using the directional indicator, cutting off his access to the road.
Determine who goes first by going through the statutory schedule of nods and points
Depends who's got the bigger behicle
3. A blinker is:
Massachusetts slang for a directional indicator.
A useless part of your car that you never use.
A driver who sputters between the gas and the brake,
An eastbound commute in the morning and a westbound commute at dusk.
4. You are at a Red Light, there is no traffic whatsoever. You:
Pull back and forth to trigger the sensor.
Wait a split second, look both ways, and go.
Wait for the light to change.
Take a right on red, turn around and take another right on red.
5. When a female is driving, you:
Get irritated - females shouldn't drive
Give a chance, she may be a better driver than you
Check her out
Dont care, you're in charge of the entire road.
6. Proper procedure at a rotary is:
To yeild to cars already in the rotary before entering.
Depends how fast you're going when you hit the rotary.
Cut off traffic and apply the "no look" middle finger.
Close your eyes and enter at your own risk.
7. The Yield sign:
Is a foreign word, loosely translated to "dont pay attention to me, I'm just a yellow triangle."
Has saved thousands of lives and made Massachusetts a more efficient Commonwealth by presenting the give way rules at many intersections.
Refers to the amount of product obtained in a chemical reaction.
Better not be in my way when I take that corner!
8. "128"
Is the correct way to refer to the highway at all times, even when Interstate 95 shares the road.
Is the number of wins, including postseason and preseason, that the Red Sox won in 2007.
Is the time you need to leave your office in Boston on Friday afternoon to make it to the Cape/New Hampshire by 5.
Is another name for 95 around Boston.
9. The best way to get to Fenway is:
93 to Storrow
The T
90 to Storrow
Rte 2 to Soldier's Field
10. The middle finger is:
A way to say hello to your buddies.
The pinnacle of road rage.
An accepted means of signaling.
A sign of ignorance.
11. You are at the Celtics game, you get a booty call in Lynn. How long will it take you to get there?
The number of beers you had at the game divided by three, plus the number of hot girls in your section over 1.5
You dont booty call to Lynn. Ever.
Depends if there's construction on Route 1.
12. Racing on the highway is:
A great way to see every lane on the highway.
A standard way to travel.
Inherently dangerous.
The balls.
13. A "buck" is
A rate of speed equivalent to or greater than 100 miles per hour.
A male deer that you swirved to miss, but that's good meat.
The cost of the toll on the Pike in Springfield.
A slang word when your car backfires.
14. When you see New York plates:
You give them the finger and tell them the Yankees Suck, even if they have Mets decals.
You speed past them, drive in front of them, and then slow down.
Ignore them, they are inferior drivers and pose no threat to your driving skills.
Wonder who the "F" let them in the Commonwealth.

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