The Raider Alley I.Q. Test

There are some who are masters of the way of the Alley and the interweb. There are some who aren't. Where exactly do you stack up? Do you like bewbies and buttsecks?

Do you have what it takes to be an Alley Cat? What is your level of Raider Alley intelligence? These are very important questions.. Find out, now, and may God have mercy on your soul.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. NineteenNine just moved where?
To Colorado
To Canada
To California
To Dallas
To his parent's house
4. DeerJohn is most known for:
Being the Alley's culinary expert
Only having one nut
Posting funny interweb videos
His nickname, "Speed Bag"
5. What is Judge's real name?
Walter
Ulysses
Lester
Chester
Winfield
Old Fart
6. Grown men and women having a Myspace page is:
teh ghey
teh kewlest
7. Who is the hawtest MILF in the Alley?
RRM
ScareDeeCat
BSD
Sparky (I'll make her a MILF)
8. Who was MWNN's super-special-surprise guest at SGGW?
Jeep
ERR
Nath
Hoos
Bart
9. Which of the following is most widely considered by Alley Cats to be GOD?
Wes Welker
pr0n
the interweb
Dubbya
10. What is the name of the poster who pwn3d Tricky?
nmraider00
sexytechsan
techcutie
RedHot
11. Which infamous e-feud ended in one poster e-threatening e-harm on the other?
Trips vs. Nicholi
Indy vs. tennisshoes
Schnitz vs. ATB
19 vs. dude who's siter he wanted to put it in her butt
12. According to Alley lore, what is the biggest measure of a man's worth?
Whipping out his W2
His post count
If he's got a tint job on his SUV
Amount of buttsecks he's had
13. Allsups burritos are:
the greatest road food of all time.
only good with taco sauce.
taste like crap.
are best fart ammunition EVAR.
14. Which doesn't belong?
REMOG
The Judge
Stalin
ATB
Good ol' 'Merican Values
15. Indy is to basketball, as:
BT is to deers
RiBD is to Messkins
Schnitz is to tact
PsychoAg is to bad grammah
RWoody03 is to English 1301
All of the above
16. Which poster is most likely to star in their own homemade pr0n?
MitchellFish
Nicholi
ASwofford
Sparky (if it's a Bang Bus)
17. "She would blatantly get it," is a phrase used by:
19-9
kezarmyaj
Nicholi
Rosie O'Donnell
18. Which poster notoriously "appeared" on Wheel of Fortune?
RWoody03
PsychoAg
Nath
scottlmcj
19. PsychoAg aspires to:
Be a professional wrestler
Appear on Jeopardy!
be the first man to play in the WNBA.
First and second choice.
20. Which poster is most famous for having avatars with big bewbies?
scottlmcj
Chongo
RiBD
TimmyLupus
21. Which does not belong?
HungRow
BattasticBatman
CoconutPete
TookieWilliams
22. What is the most popular recent theme of the Alley?
Funny cats
"O RLY?"
Buttsecks
The new board sucks
Political pissing matches
pr0n

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