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There are many things that this quiz will provide for you, water, food and shelter! Well go ahead and read paragraph 2! It'll provide mighty good information! Go ahead read it! READ IT! READ YOU GOD DA** FATTY SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER NOT READING THE SECOND PARAGRAPH! READ IT! REEEEAAAD IT NOW!

I'm glad you made the choice to read the second paragraph! Boy are you a slow reader. Anyway, Did you know that you can only live three days without water, three weeks without food and three months without shelter? I suggest you take the quiz!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You see a person walking a cat, what do you do?
Eat it
Say, oh I have one or two or possibly more of those back at my place
Jump on it
Bask by it and be all friendly
Stick your key in it's hole, if you know what I mean
4. Who is Bill Ward?
My room mate
Oh, my, it has been such a long time but he used to be in my old band!
Some guy I vaguely remember
Yo Momma, OH!
No idea what so ever
5. Graggleshatz
What the hell is your problem?
Gosh stop it!
Oh yeah? Well you're a chicken blah smack! OH!
Umm, I think I'm missing the picture...
Hey that's a great song!
Hmmmm, if the grag could possibly be a smag than the z would be the hyperbole injected into n times y. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
6. So, what's your favorite color?
Blue
Green
Red! The color of blood!
White
Black
Stop badgering me!
7. What out of these is your favorite adjective?
Black
Jack Hammer-Like
Light
Hard
Sexy
S---ty
8. If a stapler was going to staple you what would you do?
Have sex with yo momma! OH!
Get stapled
Sing a song
run off a cliff
go watch a 2 star movie
This may sound weird but it's something new, I hope I'm spelling this right "take your hand away from the stapler" oh I hope that made sense
9. Let's see here, umm something else... ARE YOU GAY?
Yes
No
Maybe so
I don't understand the question
10. What accent would you like the most? (Don't check the one you already have!)
MidWestern
Southern
British
French
Italian
Chinese
11. What word would you say describes you most?
self-esteem
anti-self-esteem
Graggleshopumopwerdtop
Hi
12. Are you a Nazi?
Yes
No
You're a racist
BURN THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!

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