The New Nonesuch News Quiz

All right, a little bit of explaining is in order. This quiz is merely an inside joke between a small group of VERY GIFTED PEOPLE!!!! I sincerely apologize if you clicked on this looking for a personality quiz or something of a the like. If not... read on!!!

Ah... yes. Nonesuch... A place of penguins in meat grinders, power mad dictators, a menacing cult by the name of hogwarts and the ever threatening poetry patrol. but who keeps the madness, the chaos, the entripy all together? Why only the NNN! So take this quiz to find out how much of an NNN pro you are!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. For starters, what is your pen name?
Lars Sandwich
Big M Thug Money
The Guy
What the heck????
4. PIE DAY!!!!!!!!!!
All ready? Woo hoo!
oh, hey... I like pie.
mmmmm... pie...
wait... there's a DAY FOR PIE!??!
5. Ben tells you to STOP WRITING ALLREADY, so you...
Hold up... I don't take orders from Ben... only Isaac
are allready heading out to juice break as we speak
oh no... I give ben the orders, not take them
ben????? Who is this ben we speak of?
6. Sam...
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
who?
fuzzy head!!!!!
GrrrrRRRRRRrrrrRRRRRRR!!!!
7. You see Isaac as...
God
some guy...
a key element to making every story funny
i see isaac?
8. What is the most annoying thing about the NNN articles?
The stupid ninja stories
the misspellings
the ones that aren't mine
Lou & amigo
9. PENGUIN IN A MEAT GRINDER, PENGUIN IN A MEAT GRINDER, PENGUIN IN A MEAT GRINDER...
Sicko!!!!!
For my dinner!!!
hahaha... i don't get it...
oh, here comes improv again...
10. Rank the things isaac hates in order from hates least to hates most
graham, Lou, Shoogies
Lou, Shoogies, Graham
Shoogies, Lou, Graham
wtf????
11. hogwarts...
roolz!!!
roolz!!!
i dunno
is a shallow activity consisting of campers who care about nothing other than to make believe they possess magical ablilitie
12. what would happen if i told you here were no more questions?
i would get on w/ my freakin' life
i would be... sad?
i would marvel at your immense stupidity
the past is over, the future is ours

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