The how much on fire are you quiz

There are many on fire people, but few true on fire people. On fire people is, afterall, quite exceptional. What is an on fire people? An on fire person, or 'Burny' is someone who has an extraordinarily clever mind, is able to solve complex provlems, and see the world through an entirely novel, on fire, point of view.

Are YOU on Fire? Do you have the flamenpower to qualify for that prestigious title? Until now you could only wonder and burn. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out! And then be able to take appropriate medical action!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Check your feet. Are they on fire?
No
I don't got no feets.
Eh, I guess.
Now that you mention it...
And how!
AAAAAAAAAGH MY FEETS
4. Check your legs. Are they also or not on fire?
I'm not feelin' the firey love.
They's warm all right, but not FIRE warm.
More smouldering than on fire. Getting there.
All the evidence suggests that my legs may, in fact, be on fire, yes.
:( I paid good money for these clothes that are on my legs.
AAAAAAAAAGH MY FEETS ALSO LEGS
5. What is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
Blue
Seven
I don't know that?
To seek the Holy Grail.
AAAAAAAAAGH MY SWALLOW!
6. Get one of your 'friends' SO CALLED, to choose one of the following to most aptly describe you.
On fire
Not on Fire
Cannot answer as they themselves are on fire.
7. How on fire do you think you are, and how would you say this affects your teamwork abilities? Give specific examples of times when you worked in a team in an on fire environment.
Not on fire at all! In fact, I'm sitting in the bathtub with my laptop.
I could become on fire very easily, and set fire to teams well.
I am pretty well on fire.
I am on fire to the max.
I am thoroughly aflame, but do not work well in teams due to my 'easily combustible' nature.
AAAAAAAAAGH MY TEAMWORKS WHY YOU ASKING QUESTION I ON FIRE!
8. It is often said you can know a man by his friends. However, you can normally know a man on fire by his surroundings. Look around you.
All my things are so not on fire my chicken dinner is raw and bloody.
Weeellll...It's hard to say. What with all the smoke and all.
Everything's got to be somewhere, and currently fire and my stuff is occupying the same somewhere.
Oh boy is it ever!
Well, yeah, but that's nothing new.
AAAAAGH MY STUFFS AM BURN. :(
9. What is your occupation?
Civilian.
Fire-related superhero.
Fire safety dog.
Pyromaniac.
Author.
Piece of fire.
10. Finally. Are you, as it were, engulfed in flames, clicking the mouse with your blackened stub of a finger, etc, etc, etc?
No
Yes.
11. You smell nice. What's that smell?
Snowcones
Next door's barbelqueueue
Ham
Short pig
Long pig
Fire
12. Name your favorite Emergency Service
Police
Ambulance
Fire safety dog.
Fire Brigade
Incident Response Unit

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