The Famous Dork Quiz

Hi there. You may have seen geek code. But this isn't it. Geeks are their own special brand of weird, as are nerds. Dorks are a whole other breed. Perhaps you've been called a geek, but in your mind you said "No! I have a life! I can't be a geek!" You're quite right. But you can be a dork. There's nothing wrong with it...We all have our moments. But then some of us live that life to the fullest. Not usually on purpose.

That's actually the hallmark of dorkiness. No one tries to be a dork, it just kind of happens that way. Ever find yourself saying "I didn't mean for that to happen...It just kind of went wrong all by itself!"? Do you feel that way so often that you sometimes thing you should have that tattooed on your forehead? Take this quiz to figure out your Dork Quotient...

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Are you slow at getting jokes?
Nah, I usually get 'em right away.
Most of the time. No one will explain them to me anymore.
I don't find most jokes very funny.
4. When you get them, do you laugh strangely?
Yeah
No
I don't laugh much
5. Have you ever tripped over a smooth sidewalk?
Yes
No
No, I never look up from the sidewalk
6. ...While you were making eye contact with someone attractive?
No, I try not to be a dumbass
Rather often, actually
I avoid eye contact
7. What do your friends think of you?
They say I'm cool.
They say I'm weird, but in a good way.
Friends?
8. Does your clothing match right now?
Of course
Sort of
My computer doesn't care, so why should I?
9. Do you go out on Friday and Saturday nights?
Usually
Sometimes
The library closes at 9
10. Can you do dialogue along with the Holy Grail?
Can and do
The what?
I don't watch movies
11. Who do you most identify with?
Scooter
Kermit
Gonzo
12. How do you react if someone refers to you as "strange"?
I take it as a compliment
I take it as an insult
I ignore them and resume work
13. Do you have a web page (or blog)?
Yes
No
No, I have real work to do
14. How do you react when you meet somebody's kids?
I pat them on the head and say "hi"
I engage them in an ugly face contest
I avoid children

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